Beatrice

✨You are safe here✨

[garrett-hannah]

SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

[bittersweetsadboi]

A demon disguises themself as Celine to try and fool Huntrix but real Celine arrives and the interaction is as follows:

Mira: "Two Celines!?"

Zoey: "Is this heaven? I read a fic that was like this once."

Rumi: "Ew, Zoey. Why. Clearly one's a demon."

Mira: "Yeah but which one?"

Demon Imposter: "She is! Kill it! Obviously I'm the real Celine!"

Celine: "Oh really? Wonderful. Here."

*grabs a heavy folder out her bag and smacks the Demon in their face*

Celine: "These are the latest talents. Be sure to read through them carefully before signing anything. Oh and the PR reports because Zoey's last internet rant caused quite a stir. They're losing their shit. Even Bobby started crying. Have fun!"

*walks pass everyone and throws herself on Huntrix's couch, grabs Zoey's plush turtle, puts it on her face and immediately passes out.*

Polytrix and Demon Imposter:

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[donniehaspronouns]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[wnincorrect]

Beatrice: I like people who are environmentally aware.

*Ava pointing outside*: Oh…That's a cloud.

[wnincorrect]

*Ava’s phone starts ringing*

Camila: You saved Mother Superion as “Mommy”?

*Ava answers the phone, locking eyes with Camila*

Ava: Hey Bea.

*Camila chokes on holy water*

[wnincorrect]

Ava: Why are you being so suspiciously nice lately?

Lilith: Suspicious how?

Ava: You’re just… nicer than usual. It’s unsettling.

Lilith: I can punch you in the face if you want, just to restore balance.

[wnincorrect]

Lilith: You lied to me. You cheated?!

Ava: Oh really? Because last I checked, you don’t get to rewrite the rules whenever it suits you?!

Lilith: I’m done. I’m leaving—and I’m taking Beatrice with me?!

Beatrice: Lilith—

Camila: *already standing up, stacking the Monopoly money* Okay. Yep. We’re stopping. Nobody flip the table, please.

[wnincorrect]

Camila: How do tall people even fall asleep if their blankets can’t cover them?

Lilith: Cam… it’s four in the morning. Go back to sleep.

Camila: You can’t sleep? Is it… because of the blanket?

[wnincorrect]

*Ava returns to the realm of the living*: Did I die? Again?

*Ava, sees Beatrice asleep next to her*: Is this heaven?

Lilith: Surprise! It’s me.

Ava: Oh God, it's hell.

[trixdraws]

Missing them 🥺💔

Missing them 🥺💔

[wnincorrect]

Yasmine: Anything that ends in “ie” just sounds so sweet and charming.

Camila: Yeah! Cutie, sweetie, lovie, kittie.

Lilith: Die

Camila: LILITH?!

[wnincorrect]

Beatrice: We need a plan. A strategy. A coordinated effort.

Ava: Or… hear me out… wing it.

Lilith: I vote we let her wing it. At least it’ll be entertaining when she crashes.

*Camila already recording on her phone*

Mary: *massaging her temples* I did not survive wraiths and demons for this!

[wnincorrect]

Ava: It's so annoying how Beatrice is good at everything. There's got to be SOMETHING she's terrible at.

Mary: Yeah! Maybe she’s a bad kisser or something…

Ava: No, she's good at that too.

Mary: WHAT?

Ava: …what?

[wnincorrect]

Camila: Where are you going?

Lilith: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Camila: Oh sweet! Can I have a chocol- WAIT– WHAT DO YOU MEAN FELONY?!

[wnincorrect]

*In the briefing room after a mission*

Beatrice: You know I value all my sisters equally.

Lilith: We were surrounded by wraiths while you were gone.

*Beatrice panicking*: Where’s Ava?!

[wnincorrect]

*Lilith hands Camila a glass of water*

Camila: Thanks! What's this for?

Lilith: Mary says you get thirsty around me.

*Camila chokes on water*