Woah Sayer

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Kris only brings out X-slash in front of people they're about to kill with no witnesses

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Kris pulling out X-slash exclusively against SNeo on the weird route implies that in a world full of shadowy conspiracy forces and terrifying otherworldly monsters, Kris Dreemur's number one opp is Spamton G. Spamton. They fucking HATE that guy

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The existence of X-slash is really funny because it makes perfect sense from a Doylist perspective - Susie isn't there to do heavy damage, a solo Kris fight would be boring without it, and it represents Kris Breaking Bonds to Become Stronger™ - but it raises all KINDS of questions if you come at it with a Watsonian perspective. Why doesn't Kris pull out this super powerful offensive maneuver against, I don't know, the Titan? Is a godlike embodiment of primordial darkness less scary than the puppet man?

Kris faced with a Titan, in the greatest mortal danger they have ever been in: lol w/e Susie can handle this one

Kris when it's time to be a big shot: FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON SPAMTON GREGORY SPAMTON, GO MY X-SLASH ⚔️⚔️

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It would be kinda funny if when Papyrus finally shows up he's just completely unconnected to the larger Gaster Mystery™ and gets like two lines. I would start a riot but it would be funny

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It's really funny when Deltarune fans are like "woah this character parallels EVERY OTHER character!" because like yeah they absolutely do but part of that is just Deltarune being thoughtful and consistent with its themes

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Dess poll 4: where is the story going?

We'll find her and save her

We'll find her but she won't need/want to be saved

We'll find her but we can't save her

We never find her

Voting ended onJul 19

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Broke: hospital dark world would be boring because it's a tiny area and there's nothing there

Woke: hospital dark world would be a stark and terrifying emptiness a la Earthbound's cave of time or Chapter 6(!) of Super Paper Mario and that's why it's easier to make

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I'm calling it now, the Knight is a COPY of Dess that's been empowered by the magic of the Titans. The real Dess is lost in the code.

If I'm wrong... I won't do anything because this is a crazy hard callout and I could very easily be wrong hahaha

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Wait a fucking minute copies are monochrome

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Player: I am FAR older than you, Kris Dreemurr. You are but a child in my eyes

Kris: fuuuuck I've fallen into the clutches of an incomprehensibly old being. By the angel I'm really in it now. Who knows what sorts of whims and caprices this eldritch time demon might subject me to. Who knows what cruel and twisted madness might inhabit a consciousness that has lived thousands of years, watched stars flare to life and die out in the blink of an eye, to whom we are helpless playthings worth naught but a moment's amusement, to be discarded with no more thought or care than snuffing out a candle

Player: I'm like 25

Kris: oh

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Megalovania is almost 20 years old at this point, and its most famous incarnation is just over 10 years old. I am so utterly terrified for when it shows up in Deltarune.

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Help me out here guys give me some suggestions

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Fucking uhhh Kris - SOUL = Vessel? Maybe? Who knows at this point man

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Asgore haters when his best friend's daughter gets abducted by evil fucking shelter demons and he doesn't just kind of shrug his shoulders and go back to hanging out with his family

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Give Noelle the damn freedom motif already she's earned it

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WHY IS THEIR ROOM FUCKING PINK GOLD BLUE AND GREEN

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Genuinely is Chara Undertale not just a better written Jax Digital Circus