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*Whimpers*

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

contemptible-scoundrel

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

kabber

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

powerful-owl

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 5 days 10 minutes

#notice the votes... ao3 writers are more important than any company will ever be #remember that

poupon

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

dragongirlbunny

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

#oh fuck