marcy

18 | she/her

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fuj0sheep]

(shaking my head) no no no this wont do at all

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[lakemojave]

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[toskarin]

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading

[toskarin]

[flipchild]

You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was ❤️

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[cilantrhoes]

[nanoraydx]

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks

[miiilowo]

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

[oliv3ruhhh]