media quotes sentence meme
i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.
β lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?β
β iβm not basic. ya basic! β
β you stole my car! i like my car!Β β
β how did you find me?Β β
β i just thought that we could hang out.Β β
β iβm not doing anything else for men today.Β β
β you are stronger than you believe.Β β
β what is β¦ happening β¦ ?Β β
β man , we are in a social slump.Β β
β theyβre all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who canβt act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. itβs insulting.Β β
[ sung in the tune to β o christmas tree β ] β apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness.Β β
β why donβt they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?Β β
β oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____!Β β
β the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and thatβs every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes againβ¦Β β
β youβre brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous.Β β
β your accent is so cute.Β β
β what the fuckity-fuck is that?Β β
β iβm not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable.Β β
β should i apologize or leave? iβmma leave.Β β
β iβm the thing that monsters have nightmares about.Β β
β if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things?Β β
β hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood?Β βΒ
β oh my god , please please donβt kill me! iβm not caught up yet on my shows!Β β
β no one dislikes you , _____.Β β
β stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god iβm gonna fall in love with you!Β β
β hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off.Β βΒ
β you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea.Β β
β my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts.Β β
β β¦ but i found you , didnβt i?Β β
βΒ β be myselfΒ β what kind of garbage advice is that?Β β
β but this is helping β¦ hearing your voice.Β β
β besides β¦ i look cute in a tiara.Β β
β iβm about to do something terrible.Β β
β when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind.Β β
β eat shit and die.Β β
β i make grave mistakes all the time.Β β
β maybe youβre not so bad after all.Β β
β where is my candy , you son of a bitch?Β β
β bitch , i told you i was gonna wreck it.Β β
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