The Count @wokecountdracula - Tumblr Blog

WHATS UP MY TERMITES!!☠️💥

You can call me THE COUNT or just COUNT pronouns are HE/HIM (or it/its if youre woke enough..)

This vessels age is 17💤💤

ART: my ocs, fanarts, usually just favs tbh

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Titled "feelin silyy"

#my art #habit emh #everymanhybrid

Blehhhhh belhhhh (edited a bit)

#my art #everymanhybrid #habit emh

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Would yall get mad at me if i change my url.. guys.. itll be cool i promise..

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Sorrryy my termites.. i hope everyone still knows its me (blessedchimken) ..im still your dad guys.. rember me? Please..

#the count speaks #again..

Would yall get mad at me if i change my url.. guys.. itll be cool i promise..

#the count speaks

Tis compositin shit hitting me hard bruh. What even is this. Why cant i just be drawing habitslop

#my art #habit emh #wip #everymanhybrid #fuck my fucking chungus life bruh

Weird bonding moment with my father was when he gave me a satanic flag (big one) because it was in our storage (??) and that I really like horror and demons

#the count speaks #thanks dad #i love you dad #not satanic but agnostic #i love the sentiment but my mother doesnt #shes christian and didnt want it put up in my room #i cant remember why my dad had it or if he even gave an explanation for it #my dads not satanic #hes atheist #idk my mom just doesnt like it because she doesnt like satanic stuff but she is really into cryptids and horror (she got me into it from a #young age)#i read junji ito when i was like 9 or 10 #my dad doesnt even like horror stuff i dont know why he had a satanic flag still in pristine condition #weird dad and weird son moment #weird mom and weird dad make weird son #it was during my edgy teen phase too #that i grew out of then grew back into when i remebered to be cringe is to be free

Scratches my hair until a small beetle flies out from it. It whispers to me gently as if it were to comfort, "mmm.. you have the emotions of your mother and the voice of your father." This does not comfort me.

#the count speaks #meds not kicked in yet #lalalaa laalaa laa *falls down the mysterious crevice in the woods that brings me to the evil chipotle. “we only serve that green stuff in #our rice.“ NOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOT THE GREEEN STUFF NOOOOO #mmm #scratches my butt #can you tell im missing my english classes yet #i didnt even get to finish reading the crucible because i got severely ill

Habit im gonna kill you im gonna kill you habit habit oh once i get my hands on you youre gonna be the pulp i drink for breakfast

#my art #habit emh #everymanhybrid #evan myers

Zzz zzz snoore SNOREE hmm zzz zz

#my art #habit emh #everymanhybrid #i need to do some serious art smh

Dear God, don't let Habit kill my friends and possess my body, Amen.

#my art #habit emh #cat habit lol #everymanhybrid

My pronouns are it/its, my noun is creature, my adjective is unsettling, my verb is skittering, my adverb is badly, my preposition is outside, my conjunction is but(t), my interjection is AWOOOOOOO AAAWOWOO

#the count speaks