Get Woke

This is NOT an account that will say #funny things until it eventually indoctrinates your children into a WOKE ideology. #woke is NOT a hat im doing. This is NOT #sarcasm. HOT PEOPLE ONLY!

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Have you heard of Ted Bundy?

You’ll probably get busTED on when your graBUN DEEZ NUTS!

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GUYS! Just got back from the doctor and he said there was a chance that’s several of my organs may have formed a “Maligma”

I asked WHAT!?!

And he said “Your Ma Ligma balls last night!” And he high fives a male nurse!

Is this legal?!?

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Do you prefer Buddha or Ghandi?

You can boo da decision but when im gone DEEZ NUTS will still be swinging!

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Do you like chicken tendies?

Because you’re gonna chicken out when ten DEEZ NUTS jokes come flying at you!

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Do you prefer Arby’s or Wendy’s?

You better hope there are bees to to protect you when DEEZ NUTS start swinging !!!

🐝

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Do you like when it’s sunny or windy?

Sonny you better watch out when Deez nuts are swinging!

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Your favorite type of music is indie?

Listen up while I tell you what’s in DEEZ NUTZ

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Why does the grading system go from D to F?

Because after D’s nutz you need to give your mouth a break

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What do you call 4 almonds in a bra?

Double deez