The Golden Boy;

“I know what you’re thinking, baby, and I see the blood on your feet and I know you’re not the one who put it there. You never meant to be the big bad wolf with bad intentions. You just wanted a forest big enough to run in and trees tall enough to watch over you. You just wanted quiet air and slow rivers, but they made your wind chimes sing too loudly every time, and it’s not fair, my angel. I know, it’s not fair. They ripped off your crown and called you a monster for daring to cry too loudly. In the end, with all the things they never say, it all comes back to this: It doesn’t matter if they steal the throne; someone has to be king.”

[whiplish]

[macaulaywrites-blog]

[loveintothelight]

Visit Original Link

i kissed a boy and i liked it got all the honey’s in the club excited i kissed a boy just to start shit and homeboy was not about it

[eloisebellefleur]

Children AU

[eloisebellefleur]

  Don’t be so sour. And I’m not here for Elijah, I’m here for you.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

I don't want to be apart of it. I promised my dad I would stay out of trouble today. It's full moon tonight.

[eloisebellefleur]

Children AU

[eloisebellefleur]

  That’s because all of your jokes are stupid and make no sense, Em.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

So rude. Why are you here anyways? Elijah isn't here.

[eloisebellefleur]

Children AU

Well, that joke just completely went over my head.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

Which is why I didn't want to tell you it.

[devilishdonoghue-blog]

  Farr didn’t tell you? Whoops – Sorry, man. But you know.. the kids are great as are the little monsters. They’re strong kids. They’ll go places. I promise you that.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

You are such a little shit, you didn't invent me? Like that's fucked up -- I'm glad they could move on after Steph's death. How are you?

[devilishdonoghue-blog]

You look good, asshat. How’ve you been?

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

Thanks wifey, you know good man age like fine wine. I been good the kids are big as hell. Emma loves every animal she sees which makes me think you slept with my wife. Ha. Elijah is a little shit.. How's my babies at your house?

[captcevans]

“Just two adults hanging out as friends.”

[captcevans]

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

captcevans:

[on the infamous banana scene in Not Another Teen Movie] ”[The day we filmed the scene] they brought in a makeup guy because he’s got to be all up in my junk. I’m just like, “Hey dude, what’s your name? I guess we’re going to get real close.” It was a foam banana and they cut one end into a triangular wedge and we had to go behind this curtain in my little towel and my little nylon sock. He didn’t want to be doing it any more than I did. I was like, alright, and kind of leaned a little bit and he slathered it with some spirit gum and just kind of wedged it in there. This is my fucking film career!”

[megawattwilburn]

I think a few ladies are peeking out of their windows right about now. Still, I know what it’s like to have an annoying brother who does that shit to you, or at least the equivalent of one.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

What can I say ladies love me.. But I'm a married man so they can only look.. Cal and Trevor are the most annoying little shits ever.

[thexpetrovaxfirex-deactivated20]

If you think that I'm cooking for you it's going to be a sad day.

[thexpetrovaxfirex-deactivated20]

Is it? Well, that’s good because I have a few of my own.

I think there’s leftover pizza, but I didn’t think you’d want cold pizza for breakfast. We could always go out this morning for breakfast.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

Oh you do? Are you going to share these dreams with me?

I'll eat you death pancakes, but if I die, know that I love you.

[tori-chamberlain]

Adult AU

[tori-chamberlain]

Please don’t put any more images in my head, I’ve seen things that no woman should ever see when it comes to her husband and his friends.

From what I can remember you’re a lace man aren’t you? Red beautiful lace that is preferably on Trevor. 

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

It's not our fault. We were together before you guys got together. Gay orgies and everything.

He loved it, you know that. He got gave me a lapdance everything.

[tori-chamberlain]

Adult AU

[tori-chamberlain]

  I don’t think Caleb would appreciate you showing his wife your golden dick either. You two are close, but not that close.

I will send them to your tree fort than.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

You have no idea how close we are.

It's okay, you could just buy Farrah something sexy and we can call it even.

[tori-chamberlain]

Adult AU

[tori-chamberlain]

  Maybe I will go to your house and bring my laptop so Farr and I can stare at penises while you and Cal stare at boobs.

For your next birthday I will pay for you to have Playboy’s sent to your house each month. You can enjoy all the boobs you like.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

First of all, penises are as pretty as boobs unless it's mines of course. But Farrah is a jealous woman and won't want you to see what the golden dick looks like..

Are you crazy? I don't send playboys home. Farrah would scold me.

[tori-chamberlain]

Adult AU

[tori-chamberlain]

Cal already has boobs to enjoy and so do you in fact, but none of you are going to grow up any time soon huh?

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

You can never have too many boobs to stare at.

I did grow up, I just never grew old.

[tori-chamberlain]

Adult AU

They fell out of your bag.

[wolfboy-geo-blog]

Probably. I was going to Cal's house so I thought we could enjoy some boobs.