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over 21 | she/him/it | horny bisexual furry monsterfucker | self-taught, CSP, cheap huion tablet | DA XIGBAR ZONE

[wolfgirlboyjester]

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id rather fuck up and have to be corrected than not try to depict people who are nonwhite, physically disabled, or otherwise belong to a marginalized group to which i do not belong. if you see me depict a character or group in a way you think is disrespectful or harmful, i welcome good faith correction! im sincerely trying my best but i have my blind spots.

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havent posted in a while & since ive recently been thinking about it a little and idk when im gonna actually finish/post the fic here are the front and back cover i made for my cyberpunk AU fic where lamia is a gun. (lamia uses he/they as always)

Back cover text:

XIGBAR NEEDS A WEAPON. As a member of the mercenary group Organization XIII, Xigbar needs a functioning firearm to do his job. The one his employer just assigned to him is only half functional—and only half firearm. Xigbar suddenly finds himself having to care for and rely on another person, two things that have never been part of his job description...but two things he'll now have to be very good at if he wants his gun to be in working order.

LAMIA IS A WEAPON. Xigbar's new partner is an anthrogear, a human with the ability to transform into a powerful living weapon. As a human, theyre bristly and unsociable. As a weapon, they're a bit of a fixer upper. But the biggest complication isn't trust issues or clashing personalities, or even Xigbar taking them apart into pieces for maintenance—it's that Xigbar is a tall, athletic, middle-aged asshole...and exactly Lamia's type.

THEY NEED EACH OTHER. Renowned Luxu scholar Salem Blake Wolfjester brings you a steamy new queer cyberpunk novel about two independent loners who are forced to depend on one another—two outcasts who can't relate to other people finding in each other the one person they're compatible with. In turns sarcastic and contemplative, dark and funny, sexy and angsty, GUNMETAL BLUES sure is a KH fanfic you can't argue with tha [text is cut off.]

"AWESOM" "Imagine Pride and Prejudice, but Elizabeth is a DILF with undiagnosed ADHD, and Darcy is a gun." - Me

"A LITTLE HIGH-CONCEPT" "Uhuh, uhuh. So it's an AU for a fanfic you haven't even posted yet? You've just, like, posted about it? Uhuh. But one of them is a gun in this one. Ok." - Some dipshit named Greg probably

Cover by Salem Blake Wolfjester ©2025 Wolfjester Publishing Group wolfgirlboyjester.tumblr.com Kingdom Hearts is owned by Square Enix and Disney

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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 whoag,,

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BYEAH BYEAH BYEAH

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experiments in digital painting and also posting sincere xiglam art (lamia uses he/they as always)

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"She wept and was Maud again, blond and young and running away over and over again. The girl who was once the Marquess clung to Lye."

gift/free "commission" for my husband @zibus ! this is a scene from one of his favorite books, The Girl who Raced Fairyland All the Way Home, featuring Lye the Soap Golem and Maud (she/her for both).

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gift/free "commission" for my partner @bunnibeezness of Xigbar and their oc Ginger (she/her) :] i really loved working on this....i love gingerbar.......

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shameless audience pandering but heres some more undercover braigbar since everybody liked that design so much. self-indulgent feature of oc Lamia (he/they)

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part of the plot of my fic involves xigbar going undercover in radiant garden like "haha hey its me braig im back! here to help with the rebuilding efforts....but not too much......" anyway heres undercover braigbar

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need to draw him in tacky printed button ups more often

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xigba

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motivating myself to finish my fic by making an art piece im really proud of and then not letting myself post it until i finish the fic. sneak preview though

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if and when i do end up putting out this fic i deeply apologize to anyone who gets to the Homoerotic MMA Sparring all excited and has to endure me playing my fun new game i invented called "how many of xigbars battle voice lines can i put in one scene"

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hm running into the problem, discovered in my research, that if i were to faithfully represent MMA it would feel too on-the-nose for my horny gay fanfiction. nobody would believe me. they'd think im making this shit up. the first sparring match i try to watch, these dudes are fully scissoring while wearing the shortest shorts known to mankind. im trying to be subtle here

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@boymounter ok to be clear this is a " Soul Eater situation " where lamia can turn into a gun, he's a sometimes gun, but i woke up to the one-two punch of this anon and this reply and i CRIED laughing from the mental image it gave me

[also to be clear lamia turns into a silly rwby-style scifi fantasy weapon that can transform between two arrowguns (jrpg crossbows basically) and a sniper rifle. the comic is just funnier if lamia is a normal ass handgun]

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the sword of damocles

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this bitch

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in the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him 'til he cried out, in his anger and his shame, "I am leaving, I am leaving," but the fighter still remains

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i have such specific ideas in my head for what the KHDR crew look like, so in preparation for A Thing (which may or may not see the light of day now that ive talked about it) i sketched them to try to get a handle on em