Wolf

i hate my job

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THE FUCKING NERD FRIED MY COMPUTER anyways i'm back online :3 (I beat the fuck out of him once IT properly fixed my pc)

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THERE'S A FUCKING ANTHROPORMOPRHIC TALKING GATOR WHAT THE FUCK

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I have managed to sneak my phone onto this containment site. This is a burner phone, literally nobody can track this phone. I am using 4 VPNs as we speak.

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why do i have to leave my office :( noooooo

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OOC STORY TIME [medium read]

Do people not know how to drive anymore????

So earlier today I was driving to my home from the post-office because I was obviously dropping off mail right. So in order to get back to my home I have to take a road then take a u-turn on this road(far left u-turn only lane). It's only me and this white SUV in front of me, let it be known the SUV was using their blinker and I was also using my blinker as well. We take the U-turn together, completely fine and dandy. I speed up to go the speed limit (45mph), I notice the SUV go to the far right, and I stay in the left lane, and from there with ZERO blinker indication (remember to use your blinkers when merging!!!!!!) cuts right in front of me almost causing a t-bone car accident. Obviously I honked my horn, they flip me off, and go to a turning lane thats on a farther left.

I make it home safely and now I vent to the internet about shitty drivers.

No but seriously, use your blinkers when merging, because nobody is a mind reader on the road and its how car accidents happen. It doesn't matter if it's an empty road in the middle of nowhere, please please please- PLEASE- use your blinkers when merging.

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monty python sounds like a real python, i am disappointed to figure out it was a director and not a real python (joking, i love his films)

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why is there so many different types of minecraft wtf

[wolfie-the-researcher]

removing ram is like doing brain surgery while the patient isn't under any anesthetics

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i fucking hate computers

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im now going to have to go in the scorching hot fucking sun just to review some stupid fucking lake what the fuck

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what the hell is roblox, it's like FRIV games but worse because nothing can beat FRIV games

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i am soooo going to fuck the brains out of nerds

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let preface that the nerd helped me get a new GPU and everything i've never been happier I CAN PLAY MINECRAFT :D

[wolfie-the-researcher]

i am soooo going to fuck the brains out of nerds

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why is ram so fucking expensive?? I just wanna buy myself a proper computer but nooooo, fucking data centers need ram more than your average worker i suppose!

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i hate slime i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it I HATE SLIME WHY DO I HAVE TO STUDY SLIME

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i have the fun opportunity to play roblox

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I discovered computer video games, obviously i know those exist BUT jailbreaking these stupid computers is DIFFICULT