Hipster_Spencer

man of many names he/she other socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/wolfjaw5000

[wolfjaw5000]

Hi! I'm Waylon! I also go by the names Spencer, Wolf, and Audrey! My pronouns are he/she, and I'm host of my DID system!

Here I'll post about various things; my random thoughts, updates, stuff about my OCs and their stories, and posts and reblogs about my various interests, Which are, Gravity Falls, Toys (especially vintage ones!), Webkinz (I have a whole blog dedicated to them! @waylonskinz ), Invader ZiM, The Simpsons, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Helluva Boss, Little Shop Of Horrors, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon/New Kids On The Rock, The Beatles, and many more! This blog will be a tad more NSFW than my main Webkinz blog, so be aware of that if you're uncomfortable with those kinds of topics!

I don't really like Do Not Interact lists, so I'm going to state some things I'm uncomfortable with seeing! You can interact if you like these things, just please don't get me involved lol! The ships Smitherburns/Burnsmithers, ZADR/Zim And Dib Romance, BillStan/Bill Cipher x Stan, and Fiddauthor/Fiddleford x Stanford all make me uncomfortable, so id rather not see those. The Owl House, Steven Universe, Sharks, and Worm on a Strings all make me very uncomfortable too, so I'd rather not get involved with those either. Again, you can still talk to me if you like these! They're just not my thing :3

That's all for my intro! See ya around! Bye!

[grapeplastic]

TWINK TALLSTAR

follow this account if you like twink tallstar

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[intergalactic-atomz]

I really REALLY enjoy when he's near a galaxy

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[gwntl]

from the charity livestream

1/16/25

[no-one-holds-hands]

eye contact

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[y0cotharey]

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[j4ce-targaryen]

Ford really thought he was lowkey about his crush... (edited so you can read it better)

headcannon inspired by this scene, at the end of "Into the Bunker", because 100% Dipper Pines takes after his grunkle