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Sirius: Remusssss come look at what I made!!

Remus: What did you make?

Sirius: Cookies

Remus: Can I have one?

Sirius: Go ahead

Remus: *bites cookie*

Remus:……

Sirius: So how is it?

Remus: It’s um…it’s great

Sirius: You really think so?

Remus: Mhmmm

Later that day

Sirius: Reggieeeee come try my cookies!

Regulus: No

Sirius: Pleasssseeeee

Regulus: Fine but only so you’ll leave me alone

Regulus: *bites cookie*

Regulus: *spits out cookie*

Sirius: What’s wrong

Regulus: Your cookie

Sirius: What do you mean!?

Regulus: I mean this is the most acidic thing I’ve ever put in my mouth

Regulus: I have one question for you

Regulus: Who told you these were good

Sirius:…Remus did

Regulus: Well then he lied to you because they’re atrocious

Sirius:……

Sirius: Remus John Lupin!!!

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I'm writing a jegulus fanfic. James is a single dad and regulus is a teacher. They met in a bar and the next day James is dropping off Harry for his first day of school and regulus is his teacher. I got this idea from @otrtbs

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June 1st 12am

*Sirius climbing a latter*

Remus:…Sirius?

Sirius,hand on his chest: Don’t scare me like that I could’ve fallen to my death!!

Remus: Okayyy…

Remus: What are you doing?

Sirius: I’m decorating the house for pride

Remus: Sirius…it’s 12am

Sirius: Yea and?

Remus: It’s-12-in-the-morning

Remus: Go to sleep

Sirius,hanging five flags: I’ll pass

Remus: Sirius you need to sleep

Sirius: No I don’t

Remus: Fine but I’m not making your coffee in the morning

Sirius: Ok byeeee!!

Remus: Goodnight Sirius

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Sirius seeing Harry for the first time

Sirius,whispering to Remus: Why does he look like that?

Remus: You can’t just say stuff like that

Sirius: But he looks like an overly squished pug combined with an alien

Remus: I know but that’s your best friends baby

Sirius: I know but you have to be honest he looks kinda strange

Remus: Maybe but he’s just a baby

Sirius: When I was a baby I didn’t look like that

Remus: Sirius…do you actually believe that you looked like a super model when you were born?

Sirius: First off thank you for the compliment and second off yes

Remus:…We’ll talk about that later but right now we’re here to celebrate Harry’s birth and support Lily and James

Remus: So go over there and talk about how cute Harry is

Sirius: Fine…

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*Regulus and Remus in the courtyard*

Remus: Have you read “The song of Achilles”?

Regulus: Of course I have

Remus: It was so good

Regulus: I wish I could find my Achilles

Remus: Same

James & Sirius,sitting next to them: We’re literally right here

Regulus: You’re not the same

Remus: Exactly

Remus: Would you want your ashes buried with ours?

James & Sirius: YES?!?

Regulus: Wrong answer

Regulus: You shouldn’t want us to die in the first place

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Sirius: *laying on the sidewalk*

Remus: SIRIUS LUNCH IS RE-

Remus: Sirius…

Sirius: Hm

Remus: Why are you laying on the sidewalk?

Sirius: I’m trying to figure out what shape that cloud is *points at said cloud*

Remus: Righttt…

Remus: Should I get James?

Sirius: Yes please

Remus: Ok…

Remus: JAMES COME OUTSIDE

James: WHY

Remus: SIRIUS IS QUESTIONING HIS EXISTENCE AGAIN

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James: WHEN ONE BURNS FOR SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT FEEL THE SAME!!!

Sirius: You…burn for me?

James: Why do you think I followed you into that garden?

Sirius: Why do you think I went into that-

Sirius: Wait the lighting isn’t right

Sirius: Peter could you turn the light more to the left?

Sirius: Yeah that’s good make it look dramatic

Remus: *walking into the dorm*

Remus: Sirius…why are you in Lily’s dress?

James: We’re re-enacting a bridgerton scene

Remus: Ok…have fun

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James: Sirius do you have the tissues?

Sirius: Yep

James: Good and the chocolate?

Sirius: Got it

James: Blankets?

Sirius: Yes

James: What about the back up blankets?

Sirius: Yea

James: And the most important part the murder documentaries?

Sirius: Obviously

James: Ok we’re ready to go in

*Opens door*

James and Sirius: We’re here and we come with gifts

Lily and Remus: Pass it over

Sirius and James: *high five*

Sirius: Mission complete 

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Remus: Have you ever noticed that when girls fight that they look like simba and scar from lion king

Sirius: O M G THEY DO

Remus: RIGHTT

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Sirius having a fashion crisis: MOOOOONNNNYYYY!

Remus: WHO DIED!?!

Sirius: What?

Sirius: No one died not yet at least

Remus: Ok…

Sirius: Anyway gold or silver

Remus: Huh?

Sirius: Jewelry

Remus: Oh…umm

Remus: Silver

Sirius: Ughhh

Remus: What?

Sirius: But gold goes with everything

Remus: Then choose gold

Sirius: But the silver matches with my shirt

Remus: Then choose silver

Sirius: Were you not listening gold goes with everything

Remus: I don’t know

Sirius: I’ll ask Marlene her opinion 

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Sirius dying Marlene’s hair: This is gonna look great

Marlene: Don’t mess up

Sirius: I won’t

30 minutes later

Sirius: And…done

Marlene: Sirius…why is it red?

Sirius: What do you mean?

Marlene: It was supposed to be blue

Sirius:…

Sirius: It was?

Marlene: YES

Sirius: I don’t know how it’s red my hands are blue

Marlene: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HANDS ARE BLUE

Sirius: I MEAN THEYRE BLUE LOOK

*shows blue hands*

Marlene: HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

Sirius: I DONT KNOW

Marlene: DO SOMETHING

Sirius: OK…REMUS!!!

Remus,opens bathroom door: yeah?

Marlene: YOUR BOYFRIEND DYED MY HAIR RED IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE BUT HIS HANDS ARE BLUE!!!

Remus: It’s a color changing spell

Marlene: Excuse me?

Remus: He turned your hair red with a color changing spell

Remus,turns her hair blue: See

Marlene: Sirius I will strangle you

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Sirius: We should go out

Remus: No…tired

Sirius: It’s 1pm

Remus:…sleep

Sirius: We can go book shopping and get coffee

Remus: *grabs tote bag*

Remus: Hurry up then

Sirius,under his breath: Always works

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Easter

Sirius: Run Harry run!

James: The pink egg Harry on the left!

Sirius: No your other left!

Remus,whispering to Lily: Harry’s literally three he can barely run let alone know the difference between left and right

Lily: I know but don’t say anything it’s funny to watch

Peter: Yes Harry!

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James’ 17th birthday

Sirius: This one’s for you prongs!! *points at James*

Sirius at the top of his lungs: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN!!

Remus: YOUNG ANS SWEET!

Peter,Remus,Sirius: ONLY SEVENTEEN!!!

James: *Clapping loudly*

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James: I made plans for this summer!

Regulus: Okay and…

James: Drumroll please

Marauders: 🥁

James: WERE GOING TO THE-

Peter: BEACH!!!

Regulus: Ughhhh

James:…what’s wrong

Sirius: He c-

Regulus: Shut up or I’ll tell Remus what happened to you when you were 9

Sirius: HE CANT SWI-

Regulus: *puts hand over Sirius’ mouth* I told you to shut up

James: You can’t swim?

Regulus: I can swim…I just don’t like the water

James: Don’t worry I’ll get you a floatie

Regulus to Sirius: I hate you

Sirius: *laughing*

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In the Gryffindor common room

Notice board: Gryffindors hottest bachelor of the month is…REMUS LUPIN

James: He gotten hottest bachelor for the past 5 months

Sirius,who voted for Remus 250 times: Yeah

Peter: What about the rest of us we need some spotlight every once in awhile

Notice board: Vote for next month’s bachelor now

Sirius writing 6 vote for Remus: Exactly

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMUS!!!

James: Time for presents

James: Open mine first

Remus: *gasp*

Remus: James you didn’t

James: I did

Sirius: What did you get him?

Remus: He got me the newest Bowie record!

Sirius: I bet mine’s better

Remus: We’ll see

Remus: You got me a camera!

Sirius: Told you mine was better

Peter: My turn

Remus: IM BREAKING UP WITH SIRIUS AND MARRYING PETER

James and Sirius: What did you give him?

Peter: I go-

Remus: HE GOT ME CHOCOLATE AND BOOKS

Remus: *gives Peter a kiss on the cheek*