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[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[nictii]

Atreus: But were gods! We can do whatever we want. Kratos: 

[likethemusiq-deactivated2021022]

Kratos asking Atreus to read Runes for unlocking doors is the equivalent of your dad asking you to log in to his email

[arthurmorgans]

“Close your heart to it.“

[the-69sin]

[tylercliquetrash]

I’m dead 😵 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sokoistrying]

the closest I’ll ever get to having a photo with @markiplier 😂

broke artist life, amirite?

[markiplier]

Great work! Here’s a pic of me with your pic of me! Thanks so much for taking the time to make this!

[thingwithfeathers]

x.

[tempxo]

“EXO is so cocky and conceited!!!1!!1! They always be havin a blank face when others perform and they’re so ungrateful1111111 they think they’re so cool!!!!!”

literally EXO:  

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

[hotgrunkle-deactivated20150811]

ME TOO

[exheaux]

the signs as things exo has said/done

[thatdunlife]

(x)

[joshdunforever]

you tell him tyler

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

+

[markiplier]

My dog Chica had a nightmare last night. She doesn’t have them very often but when she does she’ll let out this adorable little howl that startles herself awake. She was a little shaken up about it but after a few snuggles in the hooman bed (usually off limits for doggos) she was happy as can be. After a while she hopped down to her own bed and drifted off into a peaceful pupper snooze. And I thought that was the end of it.

But I had a nightmare too. Now that’s not entirely uncommon, I have them fairly often and they’re something that I’ve gotten used to. But this one was a bad one.

The bad ones are the ones that I don’t wake up from. They’re the ones where my friends or loved ones are hurt in front of me and the only thing I can do is watch and cry and scream in the mad hope that it’s all just some terrible dream. Nothing ever happens to me in these dreams so I’m trapped within until I wake up of my own accord. But tonight was different.

Tonight, I felt something lick my hand and woke up in a cold sweat. There on the side of my bed was Chica, licking my hand and looking up at me with concern. Now I’m not sure how much a dog understands about nightmares and dreams and such, but she’s never woken me up from a nightmare before. I’d like to think that some part of her recognized what I was going through and she just wanted to wake me up to protect me from the scary monsters. I have never been more grateful to have Chica by my side than in that moment.

So I let her hop up on the hooman bed (twice in one night, oh boy!) and after a few snuggles I was happy as can be.

[seoulforthesoul]

When shawty won’t let you party till the sun down

[toe-ka-blog]

I CRIED GENUINE TEARS HERE Y’ALL I’M SO PROUD OF MY SON LOOK AT THAT FACE NOTHING CAN BEAT THAT FACE HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND DAMN PROUD OF HIMSELF SOMEONE GIVE HIM A MEDAL AND A TROPHY AND PAT ON THE BACK AND EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD HE DESERVES THEM ALL