Oh, Hello There

I should have been born a redhead.

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[im-leslie-knope]

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[earthstory]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[darkestelemental616]

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

[veryfunnymemes]

[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[ct-7567]

Thats pussy babe!

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[tiedinaslipknot]

@nothisiscarlie

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

[fernlom]

This guy is a chaotic trickster god

[gooeygoob]

[mothric]

SOMEBODY IN THE COMMENTS FOUND THE SONG BUT ONLY POSTED IT AS A REPLY SO HERE IT IS TO REBLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonM1ff_NWU

[safetytank]

[snottiesnot]

The only vampires rule everyone should know about.

FullVid

[pragmaculture]

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

[kylemeister1-deactivated2018120]

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

[mad-hare]

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

go fuckin wild little man

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[maneuverability]

THE GUY AT THE END

[kittydesade]

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

[kindnessinsilver]

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

[lazy-cat-corner]

 “Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

[itsjustkyss]

SAX-A-BOOM

1…2…3…4…1…2…3…

mothaf*@&er!!

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Whup Tee Doo

[zackisontumblr]

Jo Ann has had ENOUGH

[greglestrade]

Interesting that I’m crying

[lovelydeck]

Her shoe just right for her got dan feet