Can you imagine, right if, in season 1, when Tommy was having the nightmares about the shovels and he was using the opium that Finn draws him a picture which he tacks up on the wall. Every member of the Shelby family is scribbled in colourful crayon; Tommy, Polly, Finn, Arthur, Ada and John and his kids. And theyāre all holding hands and smiling and the stick figure boys have their razor blade caps on and their respective names above their heads in messy kid scribble. Finn didnāt really mean anything by drawing it but every night when Tommy wakes up panicked and sweaty and scared he sees the drawing in the moonlight on the wall rather than the shovels or the Germans and it helps him lay back down in bed to sleep knowing his family is there and heās home and everyone is safe.
A/N I donāt know why Iām doing these but Iāve been listening to SnP all day so w/f/e letās do it, also, this is the lamest things Iāve done on this blogĀ
Salt n Pepa:
Chibs
Letās Talk About Sex...with Chibs
#nice
Kozik!!!!!!
HappyĀ
Koz n Happy jump on the bed in the motels and sing into hairbrushes to Push ItĀ
TLC:
Tig
Tig twirls around to Red Light SpecialĀ
Opie
Opie is a softie and TLC is probably like 100% of his and Donnaās love songs (Crazysexycool)Ā
Destinyās Child:
Juice
Juiceās cute butt belongs in the Soldier music videoĀ
Jax
Jaxās butt too....
Thatās my only reasoningĀ
Also, Jax should have gotten rid of Tara bc heās a survivor and without her heās better, richer, harder, wiser and smarterĀ
Jax and Abel singing Survivor in the SUV would make me Lose My BreathĀ
Summary: James Potterās baby sister comes to HogwartsĀ
Warnings: swearing...maybe...
Request: Original
Word Count: 1303
a/n Iām baaaaaaaack! (after almost an entire year :/ whoops) Thisāll be another multiple part thing and Iāll be back to writing and finishing off everything soon!
James poked his head in through the compartment door and grinned wickedly. Sirius, Remus and Peter beamed back at him, happy to see their missing quarter. ā āEllo chaps!ā James said and pushed the door the rest of the way open. Sirius collected the snapping cards he and Peter were playing with and Remus marked his book, placing it neatly in his carry bag.
āIāve to introduce you to my favourite girl in the entire world!ā James puffed out his chest proudly, and stepped aside, tugging on short black robes hidden outside the compartment.
Remus, Peter and Sirius all tried to peer out eagerly, excited to see who it was, although they all secretly suspected it was Lily Evans.
James whispered something to the hidden girl and then quickly recoiled as she swatted his shoulder. āYouāre so bloody annoying!ā She groaned and then fell into view as James tugged her robes roughly. She stumbled but quickly regained balance and straightened out her crisp black robes. Her wide hazel coloured eyes scanned the compartment and the three boys inside nervously. Remus gave her a warm smile and then looked confusedly at James.
āSheās a bit young, aināt she, mate?ā Sirius piped up first. The girl barely looked twelve.
āSheās eleven, ābout to turn twelve.ā Jamesā proud smile turned into a confused frown, his eyes bouncing between the girl and his friends. āātās her first year...first day today! All the first years are eleven or twelve.ā
Remus sighed, his eyebrows releasing their furrow, ālook, Prongs, mate-ā
James suddenly realised what they meant and he gasped, entirely offended and disgusted. āThis is Y/N Potter you fuckinā gits! This is my baby sister.ā He scoffed at his friends and pushed Y/N inside and into the seat beside Remus.
The other boys suddenly felt ridiculous and the tips of Siriusā ears went red, āsorry, Prongs.ā
Remus recovered the quickest and turned to Y/N with another warm smile, āIām Remus Lupin.ā
āI know,ā She smiled shyly, āJames talks about you all nonstop. You three and a girl named Lily. I can even hear him talk about her in his sle-ā James launched at her and covered her mouth with his hand, eyes wild and panicked.
āYeah, he does that in the dorms too,ā Sirius smirked and in a high pitched voice wailed āmarry me Lily Evans! For I love you more than I love Quidditch!ā
āShut up, all of you!ā James slumped back into his seat, arms crossed and cheeks flaming. āShe will marry me one day! Just you lot watch and see.ā
āWhatever prongs,ā Sirius rolled his eyes and turned to Y/N, āIām Sirius,ā he extended his right palm to her, ābut you already knew that, eh?ā He winked and tilted his head at James. She laughed and shook his hand happily.
James watched the door of the Great Hall, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the first years.
āSheāll be fine, Prongs. Sheās a Potter, sheāll be in Gryffindor.ā Remus attempted to reassure James as he chewed nervously on his lip.
āYeah,ā James nodded, āyouāre right, she is a Potter.ā He nodded again and smiled at his friends.
James Potter loved his sister more than anything. She was four years younger than him and heād devoted his entire life to protecting her (and annoying her). He dreaded the thought of her being placed in another house away from him, especially if it were to be Slytherin.
The doors swung open and James was pulled from his worries as the short first years stumbled through the giant doors, wide eyed and entirely enthralled. James spotted his sisterās wild hair and he stood up on his seat, waving proudly at her. Y/N saw his dramatic display and immediately went red in the cheeks. She gave him a small wave and he sat back down satisfied and proud.
āDid ya see her? Sheās so little! I never realized!ā James grinned widely and sat up straighter so he could see the front of the room.
McGonagall called names forward and one by one the first years sat on the three legged stool and were sorted.
āAnderson, Andrewā
āHufflepuff,ā Remus chimed, his eyes barely flicking toward the boy before going back to his book.
Sirius wagged his head, unsure, āRavenclaw...maybe.ā Peter agreed with Sirius and nodded feverently.
āHUFFLEPUFF!ā
āDammit,ā Sirius groaned.
They carried on much the same way, each of them guessing and betting which house every student would be in.
āKillkenny, William,ā McGonagall called and a very proud looking boy with a pointy upturned nose and beady little eyes stepped forward.
āSlytherin, for sure,ā Sirius rolled his eyes and James caught him look over his shoulder at his brother, Regulusā, table in contempt.
āSlytherin, for sure,ā Remus echoed and Peter nodded his agreement.
āSLYTHERIN!ā
The Slytherin table erupted and James could see Regulus clap the young boy on his back as he sat down.
A set of twins with the last name Maine were sorted into Ravenclaw, followed by three Irish cousins with the last name OāGrady into Gryffindor. Gryffindor went mental and erupted to hug the cousins, everyone squishing down to accommodate them.
āPotter, Y/N,ā McGonagall called after everyone had gone quiet.
James watched his sisterās face drain of all colour. She nervously searched for him at the crowded red table and when she caught his eye he gave her two thumbs up and the biggest smile he could muster. With Jamesā support she walked confidently toward the chair, smiled at McGonagall and sat on the three legged stool.
āGryffindor!ā Sirius shouted over the anxious silence, which was followed by a chorus of chuckles from his table and an elbow in the ribs from Remus.
āQuiet please, Mr Black,ā the Sorting Hat smirked before his creases widened and for a moment he looked confused.
āHmmm, brave, very brave indeed,ā his creased face scrunched and he hummed utop Y/Nās head, ābut oh so very cunning and ambitious. Proud, confident, incredibly clever.ā
āWhatās that meant to mean! Sheās my sister, sheās obviously a Gryffindor! Cannot be anything but!ā James chewed his fingers, about to burst from his seat.
āHmm, yes, I know, SLYTHERIN!ā
Everyone at the Slytherin table was confused, they didnāt want a Potter in Slytherin, nevertheless James Potterās little sister. Still, they cheered politely until James exploded. He stood up loudly, the table at his end rattling.
āHow is she in, in - in SLYTHERIN?ā He screeched, absolutely appalled.
Y/N stood up carefully, placing the hat on the stool and smiled at James, āitās ok James, sit down. Iām sure Slytherin isnāt so bad.ā She walked down toward the table and sat facing James, right across from Regulus Black.
James was speechless, his greatest fear had just come true. His little sister was a Slytherin. All of his dreams of hanging out in the common room with his friends and his sister, of teacher her to play Quidditch and playing on the same team and of keeping an eye on her just in case she needed him were shattered. She was all alone, only eleven and in the snakeās den. James could do barely anything to protect her now.
ā āTis alright, mate. Sheāll be fine. Iām sure of it. She is a Potter, and Potterās are as tough as they come, sheāll be-ā
āSheās a Potter and Potters are Gryffindors Remus, we arenāt dirty Slytherins.ā James scowled and sat down, his heart racing and his blood boiling. āFuck the system, I will hex that stupid, ugly hat.ā
āSheās with Regulus and Snape.ā Peter pointed out timidly, his face screwed up in concern.
Sirius swallowed thickly and gave his best friendās arm a reassuring squeeze. āRegulus wonāt do anything, Prongs and Y/N will be perfectly fine. Iām sure of it, mate.ā
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