suzzy christ

fearing gluten tonight

[escuerzoresucitado]

KATHY LAM 黑山

[zegalba]

Moon by Andrew McCarthy

[archbudzar]

follow my art on Instagram

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[leebrontide]

It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.

Ok. Thank you. Carry on.

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[justcatposts]

This made my day

[hentai-jezus]

[topherchris]

[catasters]

[kosmonin]

im soup

[bears-official]

if i fits im soup

[theothersession]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[headspace-hotel]

I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus

kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing

[jellisdraws]

*Opens book*

*takes 3000 Psychic damage*

*closes book*

“Neat!”

[catchymemes]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

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