Bunxtious

I am that menace, yes.

[solarkarii]

Ranboos just a tiny guy

[wonderful-hatter]

Tiny guy MY ASS. I swear the guy is going to hit their head on a door frame one of these days

[wonderful-hatter]

Anyone get a HUGE burst of energy when their jam starts playing while you take a shower?

And now it’s a concert staring you and your backup dancers while you hardcore clean yourself.

[wonderful-hatter]

How scary and amusing would the world be if DOCTORS decided to be twitch streamers?

Surgeon about to start an operation : “Hey guys! And welcome to my unboxing video!”

[wonderful-hatter]

So… is this a legit ship or am I just crazy?

[completepancake]

I really enjoy their little dance 🎶

[wonderful-hatter]

[wonderful-hatter]

Annabeth: Here’s a reward for doing a good job!

Percy: It’s a sticker that says “Me-wow!”

Annabeth: Do you want me to take it back? *Reaches for the sticker *

Percy pulling away: No, I earned this, back off!!

[wonderful-hatter]

Wind and Wild: It’s not illegal if you don’t know what the law is!

Time, Sky, and Twilight: That’s… that’s not how it works?

[wonderful-hatter]

Blitz: You are not a genius, you pimp

Moxxie: Of course I am!

Blitz: No you’re not!

Moxxie: I am! I read stuff and I know things

Millie nodding: It’s the word juice flowing

[partycoffin]

I wanted to give Animal a Rainbow Mane and then I Realized It Wasn’t Too Late!! 

[wonderful-hatter]

I'm not usually big on pride, but I enjoy spending time with people who just happen to be a part of the community. I want them to know that I care deeply about them and all my friends! 🫶

[wonderful-hatter]

Strawberry blonde friend: Yeah, I don’t have a soul.

Me: ??

Friend: Every freckle I have is a soul I’ve stolen!

[wonderful-hatter]

(Talking about the science behind the atmosphere)

Classmate: Wait, if the moon absorbs light because of the white on the surface, what causes blood moons?

Prof. Z, a secret Zelda fan: Uh… Ganon

[wonderful-hatter]

Ed: You’ve betrayed me. My heart is now broken and cannot be repaired. You committed the darkest of sins against me.

Al: What’s that matter?

Winry: He’s being dramatic. I only ate the last piece of garlic bread.

Ed: I HAD ALREADY CLAIMED DIBS ON IT AND YOU KNOW IT!

[wonderful-hatter]

Back in my day we had Wonder Woman!

Now your generation wonders if it is a woman.

[wonderful-hatter]

Coworker: Obi-Wan told Anakin that he loved him like a brother!

Me under my breath: idk, sounds kinda gay...

[a-moth-called-mof]

I will defend Q!Wilbur and his egg daughter with my life. do you understand. he was like "wow i don't care about this child" and then she went missing and he lost his shit. she was playing the flute after she heard him play the guitar. he calls her "little one". she eats dirt and he eats sand. he let her choose her name. he went from wanting to leave her to calling himself her dad. do you understand,,, do you see the vision,,,

[wonderful-hatter]

I swear, I will ugly sob if Tallulah dies and Wilbur is left alone.

[wolfhotels]

I LOVE TALLULAH!!!!

[wonderful-hatter]

The feeling is mutual