Wonderfully wicked world

I'm Michael. 20. I like drugs, hot chicks, and psychedelic art. Im an aspiring hip hop artist. I live for my friends and for the party.

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I’m the Kind of Co-Worker Who Everyone Hates

by reddit user Purple_Mittens

I’m the kind of co-worker everyone hates; I’m the coworker that steals from the fridge.

I know it’s rude and selfish, but everyone else’s things just taste so much better than my bag lunches.

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[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

[okaymad]

[winterfellis]

[pancakepunks]

Someone should take me out

On a date or like an assassin, either is fine

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[alacanno]

[just-going-out-for-a-trip]

are ya, bud?

[animalsnaps]

[tribute-to-nothing]

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[weloveshortvideos]

[ordinarytalk]

Turn the sound on for this.

[agentofxana]

DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS

[arcticphil-deactivated20171115]

HE ACTUALLY KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE JACK

I SHOULDN’T HAVE UNMUTED THIS SIN NOW I CAN’T STOP WATCHNG IT

[connyhascontrol]

same

[corset-fetish]

Corsets

[sixpenceee]

Shirts featuring the text “Help, I’m on the wrong side of the mirror”

You can place an order here

[astonishinglegends]

Ok, now you are achieving genius.

[nelma-beans]

This is v v smart and I want one.

[sixpenceee]

This is available in black

[sixpenceee]

3 DAYS LEFT TO PURCHASE

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of halloween decorations that win halloween. Here’s our compilation from last year. 

[virgin-on-acid]

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