fiction enthusiast

i translate | intp | minor | i really, really like money

[woodenkanes]

introductory post

hello! i'm kanan.

first things first. i'm still a minor, so if you want to ask about anything nsfw or suggestive, i'm the last person you should find. i enjoy watching anime, reading manga and light novels. i'm also learning japanese, so this is a great way for me to improve my vocabulary too! i'm chinese, so i can also translate both simplified or traditional chinese.

if there's anything (like novels that you were unable to find translations of) that you want to translate, feel free to send me an ask and i'll try my best to translate! i can translate light novels from haikyuu, bungo stray dogs, etc. as long as it's safe for me to read.

i will be uploading a few pages at a time, since i am busy with schoolwork and all.

requests : open !

strawpage | masterlist

working on: the day i picked up dazai

dividers: @cafekitsune

[woodenkanes]

school in three weeks scares me

[matchandelure]

stars for a star

[narcissa-art]

Bsd cats!!

[harechi]

Our great student council president

[thegreatestdetectiveever]

Chapter One: I'M PREGNANT???

!!!ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE! I'M JUST AN EUROPEAN HOMO (oops I made it sound like a I'm Just a Girl ref)!!!

Poe lets out a groan, sitting up in his chair, immediately greeted by the smell of ink and the sight of Karl asleep on the desk. Despite it being only 7 AM, someone who wasn't as used to almost pitch-dark would probably mistake it for midnight. Just as he was about to pick up his pen, he feels a lurching feeling in his stomach. "This again? Is this a tragic, terminal illness?" he thought. Just as his gaunt form hunches over in his chair, he hears the door open.

Ranpo strolls in as if he owns the place, a lollipop in his mouth despite the early hour. He hums a soft tune under his breath, scampering in until he's right in front of Poe's desk. "Hey, Poe!"

Poe looks up, cold sweat running down his pale face, now even paler with nausea. "Yes, Ranpo-darling?"

Ranpo takes one good look at Poe, noticing his response delayed by a millisecond. Faster than the rabbit reproduction rate, he inquired: "Poe, you know how nauseous and bloated you've been for the last few months?"

Without missing a beat, Poe replies. "Yes, I have. I believe I have come down with a tragic, terminal illness."

Ranpo shakes his head, knowing the other man will be in a state of pure, unadulterated shock when he hears the next words that will come out of his mouth. "Poe, you're not sick. You're pregnant."

Best believed, he was proven right. Poe's eyes widened, repeating "I— I—" like a malfunctioning computer. "No! That cannot be possible! I am far too frail to be a father!"

OKAY CONT TMRW

What the fuck is this

[ladymoufflet]

Ranpo Ranpo Ranpo~

[senoowo]

[woodenkanes]

i went to a concert today

boy was it heavenly

[benetnvsch]

I circle you

[please do not tag as ship]

[maxshere]

Strawpage:

"Then sirenzai gets excited and tries to get the cat into the water only to get scratched"

Yeah, I think water is a little too wet for the cat's liking..

[woodenkanes]

i'm going...TO HOKKAIDO!!

amongst my many years living on earth, i have been to japan more than 10 times, and not once have those involved hokkaido

[woodenkanes]

this is a lee gilyoung appreciation post

would you look at this baby <3

[woodenkanes]

do you like my ranpo and kei

[daily-ranpo]

[sskk-squared]

[iwamimimimi]