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[woodruff]

has anyone already made yaoi between domo-kun & bernd das brot? we have the technology this has to be something that exists

[woodruff]

they're on a date :)

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[biracy]

Basically I think a lot of White ppl think the antithesis to racism is "Black people are inherently Cool, White people are inherently Lame" and it's just very hard to convince them that this is also extremely racist lmfao

[biracy]

It's the combination of "seeing a racialized group as Fundamentally Inherently Good is still dehumanizing and you aren't seeing them as people" and "your self-flagellating White guilt is extremely annoying for the people of color around you to deal with"

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[keeganditty]

Hot take but wear underwear under your kilts ya nasty.

"but a true scotsman-"ah ah shut up shut UP. I know more about American girl dolls western European 18th and 19th c fashion than you do genius. Also my grandmother's maiden name was Scott, just to flex my credentials.

True, men did not wear anything we would recognize as underwear under the kilts at the height of their usage. But, at the time, nobody anywhere in Western Europe of any gender wore any such garment under anything. No underpants, no trunks, no briefs, no boxers, no drawers.

What they did wear to serve the functions of underwear(protecting the upper layers from your sweat/other fluids to make for easier laundering) was a long linen shirt or smock. Your bare cock and ass would not have been in direct contact with your kilt. This idea of not wearing any undergarment with a kilt or plaid is just a historic misconception.

So either wear an 18th c shirt with your kilt down to your knees, or wear some god damn boxers and stop farting and sweating directly into your wool kilt that can't exactly be thrown in the wash.

[keeganditty]

Bestie I have bad news

[ariaste]

having dated an American kilt boy in college, i can confirm they do not wear panties with their kilts even when they own an actual wool greatkilt

[lovebalm]

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

[urie]

clean girl makeup is not "self expression" and the women who say that are just coping really hard

[urie]

you can use makeup for self expression. this is true and a lot of people do. but it doesnt count if the goal of your daily makeup routine is just to hide "imperfections" and use a million products just to look like you arent wearing any because you cant handle people seeing your natural face. put on some sparkly pink eyeshadow or get out of my face man

[schizotisticstatic]

i'm bisexual and aromantic so you'd think i'm just always out fucking bitches all the time because bisexuals and aromantics who aren't asexual individually get called whores all the time. but this is not true. because you see. i have absolutely zero game. so i just sit on my little computer all day instead #mycomputer

[64mpg]

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

[specialagentartemis]

The Silt Verses, The Hunger Games, and Project Hail Mary are all commentaries on amatonormativity, about what it means for your life to be worth saving and who is more or less deserving of sympathy, empathy, a happy ending, based on having or not having a romantic partner. And of those three only one and half of them know it

[clonerightsagenda]

#Suzanne Collins was very much thinking about warzone journalism and reality TV and the construction of entertainment narratives #Even if she didn’t consciously name what she was talking about amatonormarivity #Jon Ware and Muna Hussen however were writing about amatonormativity on purpose #And Andy Weir famously does not write about anything on purpose

[were--ralph]

People who keep American flags in or on their house should be put on a list

[were--ralph]

30 seconds to explain how this could possibly be a fetish thing

[dekuinthelake]

humiliation fetish

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[ellynneversweet]

Listened to a podcast on historical attitudes towards privacy yesterday that reminded me that the corridor is a relatively recent architectural feature, and it just blows my mind every time to imagine how different the way I navigate the world and imagine built environments as a 21st century westerner is from basically most of the human experience for all of history.

Obviously I’m not alone in this difference, but it is fascinating to look at media made by people who are culturally like me who take as a given things like ‘everyone in this story has a bedroom that is for their exclusive use, and they experience other people entering it uninvited (even family or people they share a home with) as a violation.’ That’s a huge aberration from the norm.

[ellynneversweet]

One point that I hadn’t picked up on before but made perfect sense in light of this setting is that a lot of historical artefacts have locks on them. Cabinets, chests, travelling desks, wardrobes, books — instead of the boundary of ‘all my things I don’t want other people to access go in a locked and closed room’ you had ‘all my things I don’t want other people to access go in their own individual locked boxes in a room everyone in my household can access.’

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite