impala

22f - yes that's my name, yes like the car, yes I know it's also an african gazelle.

[caaaarrlloooos-deactivated20220]

[unclefather]

Let me explain something. I know nothing about astrologically. When someone asks me my birthday I lie so that they know nothing about my planets. When someone says to me “that’s SO libra of you” I have no idea what it means. How did they know I was a liberal.

[woodsypixie]

Wow its showing "insert generic good fortune here, but possible consequence" in your horoscope 😂👌

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ipodtouch]

put this on your blog if you’re not a coward

[androidbisexual]

Hung out in a cemetery today while it snowed. ⚰️👻💀

[woodsypixie]

💓pink is fave

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

kesha “raising hell” + gone girl 

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

[soft-n-hobbit]

😳😳😳

[unclefather]

[goosewithajob]

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[calysto1395]

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

[smugsackofstraw]

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

[frogsuggest]

craft ye some frend

[lucasjagten-deactivated20230401]

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

[woodsypixie]

I felt like I was having a seizure listening to this.

[moon-musique]

Kesha - Raising Hell (Official Video) ft. Big Freedia

[grosezero]

I drew rats they are best friends 

[dumdolly]

me putting a premade meal in the oven:

#domesticlife #bimbohousewife #homemadedinner4daddy

[remanence-of-love]