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jude • 25 • he/him • im like if a sickly and wretched creature was just a guy

[hem1ock]

hello i cant force u to read my carrd and i dont rly care but if u want to its right here and i promise its not one of the ones thats a goddamn labyrinth

[melonramune]

2026-02-05

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[snakerij]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[kosmogrl]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seriously awesome

[hotvampireadjacent]

That thang naked

[iamoutofideas]

it’s just undignified…

[contemptible-scoundrel]

can you please be kind

[brucespringsteencomments]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

[memewhore]

[mierac]

ok well we’re bringing that back obviously

[romcommunist]

me latibulating

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[wildbeautifuldamned]

hand blown glass animal insect Mantis murano style figurine ornament 4.2x4.2 EBAY 8146my

[bakwaaas]

’people you may know’ and it’s someone you prayed to never cross paths with in this lifetime again

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself