This account is inactive.

I am no longer posting to this blog. If you are here because of band snapchats, understand there will no posts made by this account in the future. Please do not follow.

[woodwindwielder]

all of a sudden i had like ten follow notifications what??

hi i’m 30 and I don’t use this account anymore and haven’t since 20...15? so you’re not gonna get new content by following me lol

ok bye

[woodwindwielder]

i’m tacet a LOT

[woodwindwielder]

boy you guys sure like this post

[all-women-kick-ass]

followers with pets reblog this and tell me what your pet is doing at this very moment in the tags

[woodwindwielder]

the signs during marching band

Aries: tries to memorize all the drill in the first hour

Taurus: checks every uniform to make sure it's clean

Gemini: cause of a fatal marching band accident

Cancer: tries to march in converse shoes

Leo: cracks band jokes every other second

Virgo: has no idea what is going on anymore

Libra: will show no mercy and run you over while marching

Scorpio: always leaves their instrument in the sun and wonder why its boiling hot

Sagittarius: the one person who actually memorized the show music and has to play the loudest

Capricorn: breaks into lockers for needed band supplies

Aquarius: argues with the director theyre on their dot when they arent

Pisces: asks what time it is every other second

[just-shower-thoughts]

The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”

[woodwindwielder]

hey a reminder that i am generally not open to new followers bc it gives me incredible nausea and anxiety

you can look back in my blog for more details

and then please, please unfollow me. PLEASE.

[falogabr713]

Things could be worse

Your parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river

[deactivated-blog]

Background paintings by Clarke Snyder for Cartoon Network’s Over The Garden Wall.

[illinicoise]

when you see someone having bees in a place where they don’t allow you have bees

[biowarefangirl]

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

[theraphos]

there’s a main quest?

[negativeonetwelfth]

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient

[quagsires-deactivated20150116]

every tumblr user has a post with 10k+ notes they regret

[tastefullyoffensive]

[woodwindwielder]

One more time:

if you followed me recently, please unfollow, it’s giving me great anxiety.

[ramennewdleslove-deactivated201]

That is the worst way to gain followers, also don’t blame people for your anxiety.

[woodwindwielder]

uh what

i'm not trying to gain followers. i've been over this like 5 times in the last month: i want people to stop following me. i've written long posts about it. and i'm absolutely allowed to get anxiety from this--random people liking and reblogging my personal posts? that's really unsettling and makes me want to stop posting.

you, meanwhile, are a fucktruck, and unnecessarily shitty. so fuck off.

[woodwindwielder]

One more time: if you followed me recently, please unfollow, it's giving me great anxiety.

[chelsamander]

[terror-foster]

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