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my dad has this buckwild coworker named james and he keeps giving us this ridiculous advice on how to take care of my dog, daisy
like for instance: "put 2 raw eggs in her food every month" WHAT
"when she bites you, push her nose in" WHAHWAHWHAHWAHAT
LOLLLL UPDATE HE WOULDNT GET THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IF ONE WAS MADE AND TESTED? WHO IS HE
ryan gosling looks like velma without glasses
i was both the person who scratched bug bites and preached to people about not scratching them. not simultaneously. it was a coin flip everyday. everyday i woke up to uncertainty and foreboding in my heart. that's why i want opioids, for free
OH GOD OH FUCK OH FUCK
my dog is fuckin pondering is depression contagious
my moms giving my dog daisy some new treats we bought online and while shes eating them, my mother is stroking her and whispering "they had good reviews"
my dog daisy: sittin in the kitchen brooding
me: walks by, pat her on the head, make kissy face
my dog daisy: WHATS THAT MOTHERFUCKER? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING BITE YOU? HUH? YOU WANT ME TO CHASE YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CARGO PANTS AROUND THIS HOUSE? ILL FUCKING RIP YOUR ARMS OFF. THE BLOOD IN YOUR HEART WILL LEAK OUT FROM YOUR MOUTH, AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE TRAGEDY
me: t-t’was... t’was only a-affection m’lady....
this is my dog daisy look at her
shes lying next to the indoor pee grass
my dog daisy is very bad at showing affection, but she headbutt me and i love her so whatever
my dad has this buckwild coworker named james and he keeps giving us this ridiculous advice on how to take care of my dog, daisy
like for instance: "put 2 raw eggs in her food every month" WHAT
"when she bites you, push her nose in" WHAHWAHWHAHWAHAT
some of the more legitimate definitions on urban dictionary confuse me a little because people arent obligated to be objective and like they're just people
ill look up what blueballing means or something and itll give me a really concise and professional answer and then a quick FUCK THE ENTIRE NISSAN COMPANY. THE ONE WITH THE CARS. FUCK EM. I HATE EM. FUCKING REVOLT and ill think WHAT
i am pretty clueless as a first time dog owner. my dog daisy shits on the floor right in front of me and sometimes i think it's a challenge and other times i just think
yeah..... yeah ok......
my brothers awful at carrying my dog daisy and i decided to draw him in the act
heres him running with her (bottom) (not running with her ass, i mean the picture's below)
(a little motionblur)
this is my dog daisy when we were driving her home for the first time (picture taken shortly before she tried to kill us [another 'first'!!!])
the american healthcare system is ludicrous. for instance, if my dog daisy caused something terribly wrong to happen (shes a bastard), i probably would wait a pretty long time before giving in and going thousands of dollars in debt calling an ambulance
my dog (daisy) sleeps in this big box
we call it her Craig
look at what my dog daisy's doin right now