wookieelocks

super-mom, ultra-nerd.

[vpandav]

Happy Halloween🎃🐈三 三 三

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[korben600]

The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.

And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.

But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.

That’s his wife.

Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.

She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.

But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.

Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.

So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

I hope he has a nice day

[wookieelocks]

Another messed up neck/shoulder day. I think it's stress. This week will finally be a bit of a release, we're getting to a better point with answers for Charlie and school, I will actually have time alone this week, and even though what I thought was ending with the kitchen isn't quite done... the majority of it should be done this week. 😬🤯🤦 In lieu of a hot bath and my coveted waterproof (read Mel-clumsy-drop-the-book-in-the-tub-proof 😂) Kindle I'm obsessing over... it's ibuprofen, my bed, and Mulder to the rescue. #itworks #butstill #isithalloweengifttimeyet? 🎃 #ignorethelaundry https://www.instagram.com/p/CFqXEH-Htn0/?igshid=6clpjuv6a3io

[wookieelocks]

Tagged shout-out to three people shamelessly encouraging my Animal Crossing New Horizons obsession. 😂💕 #whenyourhusbandsnewhobbytreatsyou 🍃🍃🍃 my partners↙️ @geeky_diana 🐉 @gamer_diana ☕ @miss_lady_meow 🐱 @tomlinthewelsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿󐁧󐁢󐁷󐁬󐁳󐁿 @elegantmermaidx 🧜🏼‍♀️ ➕ you? DM me! 💕 🍃🍃🍃 #nintendoswitch #nintendo #switch #switchlite #animalcrossing #acnh #isabelle #amiibo #3dprintergoodies #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties https://www.instagram.com/p/CFc-b-pHW5L/?igshid=17lr0s47rnulj

[wookieelocks]

Apparently I just needed to whine that I barely read anymore - #jobsdone! The first of the #ThroneofGlass series is finished! I also made two dozen giant pumpkin cinnamon rolls (no dairy, as is my specialty) and a giant batch of my one-pot curry so I could *not* have lunch only once a week like last week with the crazy busyness that is this new chaotic life. 🤦 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFGIYbXnM1K/?igshid=18jmjcnb1r6w5

[wookieelocks]

The fact that I have been reading this book for 4-5 months is a massive testament to that fact that everything in my brain has changed. 😶 Last year? I was reading a book a week, or several books at once finishing in as many weeks as I had books piled on my nightstand. 📖📚📖 #itsstillagreatbook #illfinishiteventually #throneofglass #sarahjmaas https://www.instagram.com/p/CFDf2g-nAXU/?igshid=7kc8gx8pwj1r

[wookieelocks]

new glasses, #whodis? 🤓 also: 🐠 we just found out our kitchen has been slowly flooding beneath the floorboards (likely for months and months from the look of it) 👟 we braved a Saturday out to get new shoes for the two eldest 🧑‍🏫 countdown for first day of school here is almost done, a new level of chaos starts tuesday with Teacher Mommy 🍕 my all-time favorite vegan pizza with my cheat-non-vegan pesto sauce made me sick tonight 💔 no more pesto for me ... loooong, busy start to a long, busy weekend that's not done yet. but I live and the school room, aka the room that will never be my office again, is set up for Tuesday. 😅 we're cutting wood for new cabinets and desk arrangement tomorrow. install to come. https://www.instagram.com/p/CEyPhyxn7jP/?igshid=1mqzoexllsi95

[wookieelocks]

So, this is why they call it Haven. 🌲💕 Now if Cullen would just pay me a little more attention... 😂 🌲🌲🌲 my partners↙️ @geeky_diana 🐉 @gamer_diana ☕ @miss_lady_meow 🐱 @tomlinthewelsh 🏴󐁧󐁢󐁷󐁬󐁳󐁿 @elegantmermaidx 🧜🏼‍♀️ ➕ you? DM me! 💕 🌲🌲🌲 #ps4 #playstation #dragonage #dragonageinquisition #biowarebabe #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties https://www.instagram.com/p/CEfr4ZMHzHh/?igshid=1j0raohyxix51

[wookieelocks]

When you play so much #animalcrossing #newhorizons that you start to see it everywhere... including your new #monstera! 😂 The very limited down time I've had this week has been cross stitch and my Switch Lite, and clearly not enough of either because I've taken to hallucinating! 🙈 🤩🤩🤩 This is similar to when I was deep in the new #tombraider games, driving down the road, and suddenly at a stoplight wondering if I could perch and snipe off of that overhang... 🏹 🤩🤩🤩 my partners↙️ @geeky_diana 🐉 @gamer_diana ☕ @miss_lady_meow 🐱 @tomlinthewelsh 🏴󐁧󐁢󐁷󐁬󐁳󐁿 @elegantmermaidx 🧜🏼‍♀️ ➕ you? DM me! 💕 🤩🤩🤩 #newplant #newbaby #tombraodergames #laracroft #newleaf #newhorizons #acnh #acnl #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties https://www.instagram.com/p/CD7vJ6snkVp/?igshid=a6eqv3zkmg0n

[wookieelocks]

#busymomlife lately! But I live. Eventually posting on #Instagram will become a thing again. https://www.instagram.com/p/CD7JaX4nVoH/?igshid=7kf2zvsw7clh

[wookieelocks]

On Tuesdays and Fridays, Charlie cleans Oreo's cage. And during those few minutes our littlest #escapeartist gets to work. 🤣 She is constantly determined to escape any temporary enclosure we set her in. Even a smooth plastic tote that just apparently didn't even cause her to pause. 😳 #whoneedsaladder #justscalethewall #guineapigsofinstagram #guineapigs #oreothepiggy https://www.instagram.com/p/CD7IQNvnfga/?igshid=6pasdarmfkbf

[wookieelocks]

We took a mini weekend getaway to Twin Falls where we know no one, lol. The perfect social-distancing getaway with handwashing, masks, solo pool days, and sneaking onto mostly secluded viewing decks around the Shoshone Falls. 🏞🏞🏞 After seeing no friends and family since March due to all this craziness, quitting my job at the library, and now hearing that school is delayed (so far) until September 8th... 😬 It was time for a nice little break without leaving the state. (Which we can't do without mandatory time off from TKD and work.) #igetit #itsforthebest #stillsucks #missyoufam 😭 (at Twin Falls, Idaho) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDp4A7MnTip/?igshid=1190be6hdwztv

[wookieelocks]

🌳💕 (at Twin Falls, Idaho) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDpu2zLnCpx/?igshid=slw4i6ixhoa

[wookieelocks]

Anyone else's island a complete crap shoot during construction? I mean... asking for a friend, of course. 😂 Anyone else donning an #ACNH construction helmet on a Saturday night? 👷🏼‍♀️ 🏝🏝🏝 my partners↙️ @geeky_diana 🐉 @gamer_diana ☕ @miss_lady_meow 🐱 @tomlinthewelsh 🏴󐁧󐁢󐁷󐁬󐁳󐁿 @elegantmermaidx 🧜🏼‍♀️ ➕ you? DM me! 💕 🏝🏝🏝 #switch #switchlite #nintendo #nintendoswitch #animalcrossing #isabelleismygirl #ac #animalcrossingnewhorizons #newhorizons #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties https://www.instagram.com/p/CCz0e8Bnh8A/?igshid=15o40hi3s7sqc

[wookieelocks]

I haven't been sleeping well for some time now so I've turned into a bit of an Instagram (and life) lurker. 👻 I pop in all the time, watch stories, scroll through posts, but that's about it. I share things on my stories now and then, but I need to up my game! As you can imagine, this also means I'm going through a lack of game time! #mykidsloveallminecraftallthetime 🤦‍♀️🙎‍♂️🤷‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ Sometimes being a #momoffour just means perpetual exhaustion. And, sometimes, being parents means you get excited over your kids' bedtime because it let's you pretend you ARE going to a marriage retreat in Cabo in the fall. 😂😭 🤦‍♀️🙎‍♂️🤷‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ One day all my little gremlins will be grown, and I'll miss them, but until then I'll try to find the little happy moments , and post about them, when I can. 🤦‍♀️🙎‍♂️🤷‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ #seriously #goawaycovid #wishiwasincabo #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties 📸 found on #zedge https://www.instagram.com/p/CCwsq0_HqQg/?igshid=60j16dwamgaj

[wookieelocks]

Goodness knows we're all getting our share of #screentime. #noshame, #seriously, guys, do what you have to. 😂💕 I've been pulling out all the stops lately to simultaneously stay sane but somehow involve my kids. Board games to the rescue! I'm a few days behind but #settlersofcatan was up first! How are you involving (and entertaining) your nerdlings? 🎲♟🃏 my partners tagged! 🎮💕 #boardgames #playallthegames #woodforsheep? #gamer #gamergirl #girlgamer #girlswhogame #momgamer #gamermom #momswhogame #nerdymom #geekymom #nerdymum #geekymum #nerdythirties https://www.instagram.com/p/CCaN2r6HaEI/?igshid=tme77czyta9x