I've played Minecraft

Isaac | he/him | 17 | I've been playing this dope game for a solid 7 years ||| forewarning: I swear A Lot and say a lot of immature things. It isn't tagged.

[evilsexy]

dni if you took french in highschool, are shorter than 5′6, hate math especially if you hate calculus, own pants that are not black jeans, your first anime was death note, enjoy sweetened coffee, like milk chocolate, can type without looking at the keys, are pisces anything, obey the speed limit ever, don’t know how to use chopsticks, have cried during a movie, prefer main characters over side characters, kin a blonde haired anime boy, have ever smoked weed, or can’t tolerate spicy foods

[woolthief]

I think honey should be introduced in minecraft

[woolthief]

Fun fact: I don’t like the taste of honey irl

[woolthief]

This was prophetic

[caesarzeppelisboyfriend]

[woolthief]

Hay-bale obsidian prismarine white-wool mob-head(human) andesite torch torch mob-head(human) end-stone furnace cobblestone kelp-block torch mob-head(human) iron-block spruce-planks dark-oak-planks obsidian end-stone sand mossy-cobblestone end-stone andesite netherrack

H(ay) op what the f ck this does mean

[bi-evoker-81405012021]

villager culture headcanons

• All villagers speak the same language, but have wildly different dialects and accents depending on the biome. A taiga villager will almost certainly have some difficulty talking with a desert villager. Wandering traders, however, are usually decently familiar with several if not all biome dialects.

• Villager names used to be just things like Wheat, River, Oak etc. However, through linguistic evolution and cultural exchange with other biomes, actual names came into use. For example Gren, a modern name common among snowy biome villagers, actually originates from the name Grain (commonly used by desert villagers) being adapted for pronunciation with a snowy biome accent.

• Herobrine is present in villager folklore in every biome, but each biome's folklore has a completely different version of him.

• In the plains, he's considered a mysterious person with godlike powers, unpredictable and capable of both great benevolence and cruelty.

• In the snowy biome, the legends say he appears to those who are close to death to answer any questions and doubts they may have and ultimately take them away to the afterlife.

• The desert biome has a somewhat similar version of him, but there are some notable differences. It is said he only appears to those who die by getting lost in the desert. Some say he forms from the sand before the dying person's very eyes. Others describe him as "blurry at the edges" and "rapidly blinking in and out of existence", as if he's not quite there.

• The savanna's version of Herobrine is something else entirely. He's said to be a hostile, violent cryptid, more animal than a person. He's usually depicted with tattered clothes and sharp teeth, less commonly with claws.

[woolthief]

Do you think villagers are scared of Steve due to his resemblance of Herobrine?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bubuwastaken]

absolute unit

[woolthief]

Chunkin

[pissvortex]

who on slimetony’s minecraft server is using the Tails With Boobs And Vagina skin

[pissvortex]

reveal yourself ExtraDan

[hustlerose]

the skin in question

[woolthief]

[sookicide]

rat on my head

[woolthief]

-_-

[bumpscosity]

[woolthief]

Pokémon

[gay-slime]

*comes up behind you* ï áľşô hævē ą šęçŕéţ

What’s the seCRET

[gay-slime]

[woolthief]

[krillj0y]

[gay-slime]

When ur mining far away from ur home and walk halfway home before remembering u sat ur dog down by the cave entrance to keep them safe

[slimeblockboyfriend]

can someone tell me why the FUCK armour stands in minecraft are considered entities???? i watched one DIE the other day and i did NOT enjoy that

[queer-wither]

friends

[woolthief]

friends

[teacraft]

[pondturtlesan]

ignoring notch completely won’t change the fact that minecraft was made by a nazi, and that villagers are most likely based on an antisemitic sterotype. you guys really saw the emerald hoarding and big noses and thought “there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this” ?? ignoring antisemitism won’t make it go away and stuff like “haha notch is ugly” or “who’s notch he didn’t make minecraft” doesn’t .. suddenly make him not a dangerous nazi . stop pretending he doesn’t exist and start making sure that people know how awful the original creator was so he stops getting away with being a horrible shitstain of a human being

[gay-slime]

Not to support cringe culture but

what the actual god and or fuck are these????

(I had to censor the bottom one and there are PLENTY more like it)

[woolthief]

Oh? You guys weren't subjected to this kind of gross torture when you were looking for minecraft vids as a 13 year old????? Can't relate

[gorps]

literally what the fuck is wrong with the people that make hd texture packs

[gorps]

im so mad

[gay-slime]