he's incredibly self-aware. amazing.
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@woomanicguy
he's incredibly self-aware. amazing.
RB seb
reblog if you agree
Me: Okay guys remember that itâs important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.
Students: ok
Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.
Student 2: Hello madame president. Iâm William Shakespeare and Iâm here to assassinate you.
This is the best opening to a scene I've ever heard of
Hereâs how the scene actually went as nearly as I can remember.
Student 1: Iâm the president of the United States. How can I help you?
Student 2: Iâd like to make a complaint about the Vice President.
Student 1: Okay let me just get out my chalkboard where I tally complaints about the Vice President. Letâs see, that makes five⊠hundred! Whatâs your complaint?
Student 2: Well you see, Iâm here to assassinate you, but I donât think that guy should take over when youâre dead.
Student 1: Okay let me make some calls. Beep boop beep boop beep beep beep. Hello? Iâm here withâ Whatâs your name?
Student 2: Iâm William Shakespeare.
Student 1: Iâm here with William Shakespeare and he convinced me we need to replace the Vice President. When? Let me ask. â When were you planning to assassinate me?
Student 2: I mean I was thinking like, as soon as I was done talking to you.
Student 1: Okay sounds good. Yes we need to replace him right now, one moment. Beep beep boop beep. Hello? Youâre fired. Bye. Ring, ring. Oh, itâs my assistant again. Hello? Whatâs that? Oh, they want to know if youâre the same William Shakespeare who wrote Romeo and Juliet.
Student 2: Yes, thatâs me.
Student 1: Whatâs that? Heâs been dead for four hundred years? Okay thank you goodbye. Sorry they said youâve been dead for four hundred years so you canât assassinate me.
this is me btw. if u even care.
sainz storms singapore '23
Excuse me?! This view of this moment???
F O U R T E E N Y E A R S â€ïž
Fourteen years ago today, on a soaked Monza track, a rookie from Germany set out to write history and became the youngest driver to win a grand prix.
Everyone was rattled, how did this boy (Sebastian with only 19 championship points to his name) manage to put that car (the Toro Rosso with Minardi DNA) on pole position?
Little did they know that come lights out on Sunday, the young rookie would dominate the field with a 12 second gap to Heikki Kovaleinen and Robert Kubica.
I love google suggested questions
my friend @woomanicguy is a military genius
character playlists always should have the following:
song that is pretty accurate to the characterâs story
song that doesnât fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop
song that has one or two lines accurate to the characterâs story
song that just kind of is the characterâs vibe
song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it
song that fits the character so well that itâs scary
unsure why this song is in the playlist but itâs so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it
Giggling and kicking my feet while watching a bald man with a bar code on the back of his head run around wearing a suit and a cherry red tie.
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
Iâm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctorâs like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went âthat sounds like crohnâsâ after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I canât go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you werenât a fucking coward
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Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, âyou could if you werenât a fucking coward.â /end]
I canât believe Iâm actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,
I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash
Iâve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time Iâve seen this video. So thank you for your service.
Three of the five stages of grief
he's so babygirl (is actually 50 or can kill you w/o blinking)
girls be like âheâs my babyâ and itâs literally a grown man thatâs committed several felonies
choose your fighter