god is dead

Metalhead, dark and twisted sense of humour, obsessed with Scandinavian countries and England

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who respects your pronouns

[wooolfie]

i might've reblogged this earlier,, but holy fucking shit is it ever a low bar

[ohmygoshbabyanimals]

[ohmygoshbabyanimals]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ohmygoshbabyanimals]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whygz]

[husband]

[christianstepmoms]

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

[avvocarlo]

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

[twotommyolivers]

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[thicctails]

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[willow]

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dolldirector]

Possibly unpopular opinion - metal version:

Seregor looks a lot better with corpse paint than without

…This actually goes for a lot of black metal dudes actually

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[crosspistol]

Its so me

[lalune-morte]

Would thou like to live deliciously ?

[anarchist-art]