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"Post which are expressed through texts are the best type of text posts." - A user who just reblogs text posts

[asokkalypsenow]

YO DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKED UP THING I HAVE JUST LEARNED

okay so apparently when people die on mt everest they just leave the bodies there bc retrieval isnt possible and theres an estimated 200 bodies just like UP there and bc its so cold and oxygenless the bodies are perfectly preserved and people use them AS LANDMARKS most famously this one guy named green boots (so called bc hes wearing green boots and they dont know who he is) oh my god thats so fucked up???? why do people keep climbing this death mountain???? why cant we invent a way to get the bodies down we can go to fucking space but not the top of a mountain apparently???? oh my god????

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

[ulibeanzz]

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if sleeping is our natural state, and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams?

[sassenach-kiss]

you stop that

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[australian-government-deactivat]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE:

we’re all dying

[y0ung-guns]

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

[officialestelle]

at least you get accepted no matter what

[haithinkimfunnny]

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

[platoniclies]

Woah

[yungbiochemist-deactivated20140]

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

[gamegrrl]

#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear

[stone-faced-sunset]

Diagrams are accepted

[baraskank-deactivated20120826]

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day now we just call him Dav 

[peanutbutta]

I’m so mad

[jasonttodd]

‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

[coolblog69]

[jock-goth-safety-dancer-deactiv]

*Opens up word document* “Time to bully myself.”

[shirleyjacksons]

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

[moonlightandmarble]

“The fact I am laying on your face means nothing”

[word-docx-blog]

*parent walks into the room*

Me: haha, hello parental unit. it is i, your heterosexual child. just. heterosexualing it up.

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

[galchenuk]

the second best part is that it actually works

[cryptidfuckery]

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

[ghosthotel]

this is fascinating

[duhv-deactivated20210424]

so you’re saying deodorant is the reason none of us can find love 

[just-shower-thoughts]

April 1st would be the worst day for a zombie outbreak to begin

[oknope]

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????