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[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[maidthings]

wait have y'all heard the news

[maidthings]

apparently silksong came out

[deadbirdlife]

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

[deadbirdlife]

My hand moved on its own

[percyfraser]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[microwavingmyfavs]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

[tracing-rivers]

[victusinveritas]

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

[mqlintent]

POV: It's almost the Ides of March

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[depsidase]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

isnt there a better picture they could have used

[demilypyro]

No this was the best picture of Ed Sheeran they had

[jamjoob]

[dozydawn]

i hate these videos but these chibi planes are sooo cute & expressive & gauche

[my-name-is-siduri]

good news everyone they also drew 9/11

[auntymurda]

the new American Gothic. // artist: Criselda Vasquez.

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[quasi-normalcy]

I was transed by the eye-witness book about mummies.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, but they had this blurb about this mummy that they found from first-century Alexandria that they thought was female because its wrappings are clearly designed to suggest a woman's body, but then they x-rayed it and determined that it was biologically male, and as a kid it just got my brain working about why anyone would do that and how I kind of wanted them to do that with my body after I died and why did I kind of want that and...

Yeah. I got my egg cracked by the mummified corpse of a transgender woman who lived and died 2,000 years before I was born.

[nebula-cnidaria]

“if future archaeologists dig up your bones they’ll know you were born a -“ haha yeah they better! I’m gonna crack someone’s egg in the year 3320 and nobody can stop me!!

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]