so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,
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trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,
I wanted to look up what kind of dogs the vikings had in order to make a historically accurate shitpost meme, but while googling "viking dog", figuring I'd find pictures of some kind of big cool war dogs or dogs used for hunting moose and bear, but instead I found this
the noble vallhund
herder of cows and biter of ankles
This is literally a viking corgi.
This was awesome and requires transcription.
Tweet from Fairy Tale Fragments (@fairytaletext): Once upon a time, there was a blacksmith who had a glass slipper.
Reply from Olivia Waite (@O_Waite):
I already love him. Hands so used to metal and sandpaper, and here is this fragile, delicate thing. He balances it between the calluses of his fingertips, turning it back and forth, watching it turn firelight into rainbows. But it's only one of a pair.
Thread (All from Olivia Waite):
He goes to everyone in the village, asking: is this yours? Some laugh, some sneer. A few try it on, but it's always too big or too small.
Finally, someone tells him a name, and points to a house a little ways into the wood.
Someone strange lives here, they've always said. A witch, copper of skin, who prays to foreign g\gods. But the blacksmith respects copper. He knocks on the door.
The witch answers. Firelight limns her. Her arms are bare, as muscular as his.
Silently, he holds up the slipper.
"Ah," says the witch. Is that a flash of sadness in her dark eyes? He hopes not. He can't keep his eyes off the line of her mouth, the proud tilt of her nose. He wishes he'd changed out of his work clothes.
"Come with me," she says.
She takes him through the door and into a workshop, bigger than his own and full of different smells. She hands him a metal pole and says, "Turn this until I say stop." On the end is a glowing blob, liquid and searing hot.
His skin prickles.
But he's a blacksmith. He's not afraid of the hear. He spins the metal rod at her command, back and forth, while she works the hot glass with spades and paddles and surfaces he doesn't recognize.
Slowly, a shape forms.
Much later, they clip the glass from the rod into the witch's waiting hands. "It needs to cool until morning," she says, as she places it into the cupboard.
The blacksmith pulls out the other one, and sets it on the shelf beside its mate.
The witch's long mouth twitches. "If you're looking for who could wear that, I can't help you," she says.
The blacksmith snorts. "Wear this? It's a bauble. I was looking for who could make it. Something familiar, yet beautiful. Magical, yet ordinary."
The witch looks him up and down. "I could teach you how."
"You could-- but what I want is not knowledge. It's just..." He shifts. He's not good with words. "I want to find someone who thinks of beauty like this. Who is strong, but careful. Who knows about fire, and fragile things."
The witch looked at him a long, longtime. "I want the same," she said.
The blacksmith smiled. "Then I'd love to ask your name."
Decades later, her name was carved beside his, on a single stone. Beneath it, a pair of slippers, ribbons wrapping them together."
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”
fixed it baby
Forgot to post this a couple weeks ago!
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense
So how long have I loved you for? Womb to tomb, sweetheart. Since before I was even here at all. I get it now, you understand. Your ma was right. It really is a stupid question.
“The Thirteen Letters,” part of the Not Easily Conquered series (via buddypalbucky)
yall dont want real weird girls u want normal girls with like dyed hair
WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please
NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020
A Bookmark Near the End
He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp
most damaging idea of the 21st century: the conviction of vast numbers of people that human history will end within our lifetimes
climate change represents world-altering tragedy if unchecked, but not even in the worst-case scenario does it mean “literally everyone dies”
yet so many people have jumped already to “it’s over, the world is going to end, we can do nothing about it” and are just paralyzingly cynical. How do I explain that the power to imagine a future is essential for creating it
you know the thing where trauma can cause you to just. not expect to live much longer so when you get to 30 you don’t know what to do because you thought you’d be dead by 25
That is happening to all of us right now on a society-wide scale
A lot of people are like. REALLY angry at me for suggesting that “be depressed and do nothing” isn’t necessarily the only response to climate change.
this, this, this, this, this, this, and like, 700 other sources will tell you that most of the effects of climate change will be reversible even if we pass the ‘threshold’ of a 1.5 degrees Celsius increase in global temperature
BUT. Even if the worst happens, it will be important to be doing things other than wallowing in misery???
I’m not trying to be callous but for people living today it’s wildly unlikely for the results to be “literally immediate death.”
People will get displaced from their homes by rising sea levels. We have like, years, probably decades, before that happens. It seems so fucked up to decide that we should do nothing, because we’ve already decided they’re going to die anyway????
If a bunch of us are going to die, why not die trying to help each other? Why not try to make sure fewer people die? Why not do something that might reduce someone’s suffering or give them food or clean water or a place to sleep?
I don’t know how to explain to you that people need socks during the apocalypse
I love how everyone agrees that 2016, specifically, was when the world jumped the shark, and while we all acknowledge that things have gotten worse and worse every year to the point where 2016 seems tame, THAT was the tipping point. When 2016 was happening we all knew that we were watching the world become silly, and none of us really knew *how* we knew that, but we did. Stuff happened and we just knew that things would be silly from that point on and we were absolutely right.
Actually my favourite part of this was how we all started by joking that 2016 was a really strange year that we would never be able to explain to anyone who didn’t live through it, and then the slowly mounting panic as the year stretched towards its end and 2017 came and we just had to accept that it wasn’t a weird year, the world was just like this now.
“Grandma, how did the world fall? What went wrong?”
“Well you see Jimmy it all started with this FUCKING gorilla”
holy trinity