such a heavy crown

will you stay with me and watch the flowers grow?

[cielosky]

this is a shared blog now, but we make no promises about frequent activity. we're also redoing our tag system-- old posts won't be edited, but new reblogs will have the new tags. many old tags have also remained.

last december sky reposted an nyt tiny love story and it seems to have made its way around the internet, somewhat. here's the post, which contains a link to the original article it comes from.

everything is on queue, that's our role in the tumblr ecosystem

[rostii]

my contribution for @quezify 's eggtober ! little fried egg on toast

[dangocheeked]

2021.05 ☆ hot neighbor lan wangji is a jungle gym

[loekvugs]

I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

[teaboot]

THIS GIF IS ONE SECOND LONG

[mapswithoutwyoming]

tried to follow the path of the dot, got caught in a loop

[bun-a-day]

Could you please draw a firefly bunny with a glowing tail?

197🐇07.16.23 firefly bunny

[passion-of-l0vers]

👻 corpsecourse Follow

dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

👻 corpsecourse Follow

i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

🦇 battybrained Follow

i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

👻 corpsecourse Follow

it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

🩸 f33d3r Follow

hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

[passion-of-l0vers]

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

☠ skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

we did it ghouls

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[bun-a-day]

hello, just found your blog and i love all the bunnies!

since today is apparently World Octopus Day, how about an octopus bunny?

282🐇10.09.23 dumbo octopus bunny

[filthyprotozoan]

you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.

i trust that she is there

i trust that she is there (i think)

i trust that she is there (please?)

i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)

i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)

i trust that she is there (what if it’s a lie?)

i trust that she is there (i can’t even see her shadow on the wall)

i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)

SAY SOMETHING.

look behind.

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[alwaysatomicconniseur]

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

[bionelly2]

and then THE FINAL RESULT. where “look behind” came so so so close to winning, but “i trust that she is there” came out ahead by 0.1%. so maybe, maybe, we did it right this time. maybe this time we were able to save her.

[onixiage]

dumb idiots whisper and gossip about the illustrious hanguang-jun

[exitwound]

this bot that describes images with an AI… <3

[exitwound]

the computerization of grief.. the ghost and the robot… the dead and the bibliography… the poem and the poem… go here .

[marlowe-art]

grapes & buttered toast

[youzicha]

WHEREAS the phrase “under God” was added to the pledge of allegiance to distinguish the USA from the godless communists in Russia, and

WHEREAS said communists are now gone and replaced with a conservative regime which makes much hay of its close affinity with the Orthodox Church, and

WHEREAS the enemy de jour are fundamentalist Islamists whose whole schtick is to really really believe in God, and

WHEREAS hey guys, we completely fucked up our brand differentiation,

BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that the pledge of allegiance be amended to read, in relevant part,

one Nation, where 7% of the population doesn’t even believe in God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[youzicha]

Update: it’s now 19%. Changing pretty quickly!

[thekansta]

yllz and his haunted veggies??

[scrupulosity-et-al]

I made some OCD-related motivational posters as a part of my ERP yesterday. anyone wanna see?

[scrupulosity-et-al]

alright, here they are, whether you want them or not

[kata4a]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[in-sufficientdata]

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

[visionaryness]

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

[eesirachs]

adam wakes up, probes his side. rib gone, wound sticky. god's fingers have touched a place that will never be touched again. how does adam not curl up, swell and fall, beg god to touch him again. to touch him everywhere else. not just ribs but cheek, inner thigh, lap. the worst part of the side-wound is not that god penetrated you but that he won't do it again