words for murder

Female. Fiction. Fandom. Craft. Life. - It's mostly pointless.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, figuring out your squat.

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[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[iconuk01]

The Blumhouse reboot of Thomas the Tank Engine, is coming along I see.

[k-wame]

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[wordsformurder]

I'm reading a book where covid just got mentioned in a flashback and what even is time?

That shit happened yesterday, how is it in books now?

[wordsformurder]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75967841

I posted a thing that I have, technically, had flying around for a year.

I have also forgotten how to properly embed links. Whoops.

[vexheart]

This

[findyoump3]

is it ok to add this image

[crossstitchworld]

am from the 1900’s by white-as-styrofoam

[wordsformurder]

look, I'm really just here to tell you that the word nipple appears far too often in the Iliad for it to be entirely OK. Like, Homer, my buddy, you need to let it go. There are other ways to describe that general area of the human body. Not everything needs to be described in relation to a nipple.

please.

[wordsformurder]

Achilles: I've been shot!

People: where?

Achilles: bout five feet below my nipple.

[wordsformurder]

look, I'm really just here to tell you that the word nipple appears far too often in the Iliad for it to be entirely OK. Like, Homer, my buddy, you need to let it go. There are other ways to describe that general area of the human body. Not everything needs to be described in relation to a nipple.

please.

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[terror-billie]

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[tainaronian]

this is the full video of the hyraxes drinking tea btw it’s great. the guy chides them because the tea is hot