[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizard tip:

[feluka]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[funnytwittertweets]

[guerrillatech]

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[creepish]

Babe you’re like the silliest goose I’ve ever met

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[toastbutteregg]

[tonyzaret]

[pois0ncandy]

*covered in each other’s blood, both holding knives to each other’s throats* yo bro… a-are we about to kiss right now?

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[inaminadikaaa]

[hichew76]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

[triplemoonascension]

[pyomorphic]

‪new reality tv show that’s the opposite of queer eye where 5 gay dudes come and ruin someone’s life and then leave‬

[lets-talk-about-x-bay-bey]

the x-men

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge