Dude, I don't even know.

I'm Alex, and I have no idea what I'm doing in my life so I cope by finding things to laugh about. Be nice to me.

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[thememedaddy]

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[tariah23]

???

[zitongzi]

That obe tumblr user really did manage to fuck the white out of her

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[revenhaunted]

chess getting a huge update i see

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

[laura-the-swarming]

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

[micromontage]

finally I get to ruin it, after all the hard work I put into it

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[campcrow]

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

[artful-insincerity]

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[kingscrown666]

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

honey he has a fish for a head