I am licenesed. you're wrong

i will share random thoughts. this is a threat

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[randomalienencounter]

╎'↸ ⎓ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲ|| ꖌリᒷᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ∷|| ⚍⊣ꖎ|| ╎⎓ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᔑ╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ ╎⎓ ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ᓭ

[dogpuppy]

[desk-drawerr]

Can I see more ducky please?

this is what you meant, right?

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[ginkgos-alternate-day-hc]

//56

"How about we move the whole fire station a couple blocks? That sounds fun!"

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[bezilvalentine]

Guardians.

There is no true explanation among the people about who created the guardians, but they continue to serve the lost civilization.

[m-ellodii]

Hope of Morning

[zoteboateveryday]

Oh so you’re “Woke”? Yet isn’t it past your bedtime? Caught you, liberal.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@do-not-u-dare @no-one-offical @tired-shipper @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @killer-offical

famous moots pinged >:D

[imcertly]

hydra

[unlicensedcarweel]

*social anxiety pouncing on me from behind like a wildcat*

Me: so yeah I'd love to - AH FUCK! HOLY SHIT!

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[villainessbian]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[87sukiyaki]

[hillsofspices]

i love when shuls don’t mess around

from central synagogue

[unlicensedcarweel]

It's amazing how the author of this clearly tried to maintain respect for their mayor who they deeply appreciate but it's impossible because of how much said mayor did them wrong

[87sukiyaki]

[aceofpans]

protected sex (they have clothes on)

[imb0ring]

is the clothes iron? And are they in suits of armor?

[aceofpans]

yyes

[do-not-u-dare]

hey fellas what if we added a few hundred notes to this