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What’s to say that hasn’t already been said? (not the real becky! just a closed roleplaying blog. outside blogs please dni!)

[workraterebecca]

[workraterebecca]

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, TELL YOUR MA’S

(also Charlotte is obsessed with me)

[thisxheavyxcrown]

Because I said your ugly pants were ugly?

[workraterebecca]

I’m starting to believe that I’m still your favourite person after all of these years. It’s almost heartwarming.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

You’re not.

[workraterebecca]

No need to feel ashamed. I have that effect on people.

[workraterebecca]

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, TELL YOUR MA’S

(also Charlotte is obsessed with me)

[thisxheavyxcrown]

Because I said your ugly pants were ugly?

[workraterebecca]

I’m starting to believe that I’m still your favourite person after all of these years. It’s almost heartwarming.

[workraterebecca]

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, TELL YOUR MA’S

(also Charlotte is obsessed with me)

[ihatehugs]

🥱

[conwaytiddy]

Bayley, has she always been this way. Does she just hate fun and happiness.

[ihatehugs]

Your girlfriend? Yes. The blonde one? Also, yes.

[workraterebecca]

INCORRECT. About me, anyway. I can’t speak for anyone else.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

Well, some things never change. Becky sure can pick 'em.

[workraterebecca]

There’s a version of me that would’ve told you to go fuck yourself. But Rhett’s actually helped bring me enough peace of mind when to hope that you find something similar for yourself someday. From one miserable bitch to another, you deserve it.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

If THAT'S what brings you peace? I'm sorry. And I hope I find something as far away from him as possible. Because I deserve better.

[workraterebecca]

Ah yes, the winningest man and woman in the business. May you two find whatever it is you’re looking for in each other.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

Well, some things never change. Becky sure can pick 'em.

[workraterebecca]

There’s a version of me that would’ve told you to go fuck yourself. But Rhett’s actually helped bring me enough peace of mind when to hope that you find something similar for yourself someday. From one miserable bitch to another, you deserve it.

[workraterebecca]

JOHN.

[lastrealgoat]

Yes, Rebecca?

[workraterebecca]

Tread delicately with Rhett or I will personally find new and creative ways to make Unseen Seventeen the most annoying and cumbersome of them all.

[lastrealgoat]

He decides to chirp at and insult me, unprovoked might I add, yet I’m the one in the wrong? That’s how that works? Huh.

[workraterebecca]

He could steal your identity and flee the country and we would still be having this conversation, so.

[workraterebecca]

JOHN.

[lastrealgoat]

Yes, Rebecca?

[workraterebecca]

Tread delicately with Rhett or I will personally find new and creative ways to make Unseen Seventeen the most annoying and cumbersome of them all.

[workraterebecca]

JOHN.

[workraterebecca]

Let’s fucking go.

[ignitethefires]

Roux has kept the toeless socks @workraterebecca

[workraterebecca]

… oh no, it’s started.

[conwaytiddy]

Becky........................................................................ Becky, she saw me.

[workraterebecca]

There, there. It’s not you she wants. You’re safe.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

@workraterebecca What the hell is this child on about with your socks?

[workraterebecca]

This DEMON:

a) infiltrated my bus,

b) ate my face cream, and

c) cut the toes off of my socks.

Have fun.

[chemicalpax]

She likes me🤭

[workraterebecca]

You’re making Rhett relive the horrors. Be gone.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

@workraterebecca What the hell is this child on about with your socks?

[workraterebecca]

This DEMON:

a) infiltrated my bus,

b) ate my face cream, and

c) cut the toes off of my socks.

Have fun.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

Luckily, I can afford security.

[workraterebecca]

You’ll need an on call exorcist, more like. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

[thisxheavyxcrown]

@workraterebecca What the hell is this child on about with your socks?

[workraterebecca]

This DEMON:

a) infiltrated my bus,

b) ate my face cream, and

c) cut the toes off of my socks.

Have fun.

[astralbondpro]

Spaceballs (1987) // Dir. Mel Brooks