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Leonardo: *in his head* Hmm... My room is a mess, I should probably clean it up. Yeah, that would be great. I'd have more space for my next project and I wouldn't be embarrassed of people seeing the mess...
MC: Hey, you should really clean up in here. It's quite a mess.
Leonardo: Well, now I'm not going to.😡
Arthur: Hey guys, listen to this.
Arthur: I went out with this girl last night. And half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Theo: So basically you've slept with all the women in Paris and now you're just going around again?
Arthur: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembers sleeping with me!
MC: But you don't remember sleeping with her.
Arthur: Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable. You guys know.
MC: What? How do we know?
Theo: We never slept with you.
Arthur: And who's fault is that?
Shingen:... And then you tell her this.
Shingen: "Love is a five letter word..."
Yukimura: What?
Shingen: "...because it's incomplete without U."
Yukimura: ...
Yukimura: Lovue?
Shingen: No.
Yukimura: Luove?
Shingen: Stop it 🤦♂️
Arthur: I changed "no" on my mom and dad's phones.
ikesen + answers i found on a reddit thread
tag urself I'm yuki, def wanna go out epically with a monologue
Sad boi, angry bun. I love you very much <333
Shingen: So, you guys ready for tomorrow's B-A-T-T-L-E?
Yukimura: Yeah, it's going to be a tough F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What are you guys talking about?
Sasuke: Yeah, why did you guys just spell fig...
Shingen: No, No, No!Shut up!
Yukimura: Don't say it!
Sasuke: Uh why?
Yukimura: Oh God, how do we tell you this?
Shingen: Kenshin... can't spell.
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: What?!
Shingen: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
Sasuke: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word FIGHT?
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Aww 🥺
Sasuke: OK, what's happening?
Yukimura: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What you're talking about?
Shingen: Food.
Kenshin: Oh, sucks.
Sasuke: I don't know guys. I feel like you're fighting a losing battle on this one.
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin:Awwwwwww 🥺
Shingen: Man, you have to spell if you're talking about B-A-T- T-L-E.
Sasuke: OK, so we are going to W-A-R.
Kenshin: WAR?!?
Shingen: Aw man.
Yukimura: Dude, really!
Sasuke: Oh come on, I spelled it.
Shingen: Well he knows how to spell war.
Sasuke: So he can spell war, but he can't spell fight?
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: God!🤬
Shingen: OK, he's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P.
Kenshin: Yeah.😄
Sasuke: What does N-A-P spell?
Kenshin: Sake🤤
MC is feeling depressed:
Napoleon: Have you tried sleeping it off?
Mozart: Uh, can you do that someplace else?
Leonardo: *follows MC everywhere* Have you cheered up yet?
Arthur: Well, you know what always helps me? 😏✊️👈💢🤕
Theo: Walk it off.
Vincent: *saw MC being sad* *got sad himself* *MC ended up comforting him*
Isaac: I don't know what you want me to do. Here's an apple.
Dazai: You should go to the beach. It won't cure your depression, but it will make it tropical.
Jean: Try holy water.
Sebastian: *flicks her forehead* * ineffective* I can't help you.
Shakespeare: So... How about you play a main part in my next play?
Comte: Get in, loser! We're going shopping!
Charles: Well, you know what always he... 💢🤕 MC: I am not having sex with you.
Faust: I have a perfect solution. Try these mushrooms 🍄 😈
Vlad: Oh, you just miss your grandma? Well, here. *vampire grandma enters the room*
Comte: So you've met Vlad.
MC: Yes.
Comte:...
MC:...
Comte: He's weirdly sexy, right?
MC: Oh my God. Thank you. I thought I was the only one.
MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.
*silence*
MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.
Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.
original clip from Cyanide & Happiness Compilation #1
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By all means stalk to your heart's content 😁 and tnx it's really nice to know someone is enjoying my poor sense of humor.
Making pizza
Mozart: Guys, let's just follow the recipe.
Dazai: *throws the dough up in the air* *it falls on Isaac*
Isaac: DAZAI, STOP IT!!!
Theo: Let's put lots of syrup on it!
Jean: Let's just top the dough with souce and cheese and be done with it.
MC: *starts the food fight*
Shakespeare: *starts slapping Leonardo with a spoon*
Leonardo: *kicks Shakespeare in the shins*
Comte: STOP FIGHTING!!!
Arthur: *jumps on the table and starts twerking*
Napoleon: *perfectly makes pizza and puts it in the oven*
Vincent: I thought we were making a sandwich...
Sebastian: *passes out when he sees the mess in the kitchen*
Flirting
Isaac: Hey! Um, uh, I-i think you, and like, me should, um, hangoutmorepleaseiwanttomarryyou.
Comte: *winks*
Sebastian: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber! :)
Jean: doesn’t flirt, never actually flirts or speaks to the person, because oh god what if they don’t like me???
Leonardo: tries to show off their skill whenever the person they like is around
Napoleon: hahahhahahhah it’s just haha you’re so hehe funny!
Theo: Fuck you!
Arthur: Fuck me!
Vincent: Oh my god, what do I do? How do I talk? Help!
Mozart: texts all the time, but never talks in person.
Shakespeare: word vomits like crazy
Dazai: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)
IkeVamp boys as parents
Vincent: *makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*
Arthur: cant stop swearing in front of kids
Theo: lives on pancakes, coffee and two hours of sleep
Napoleon: will not let his kid quit sports because they’re “part of a team”
Leonardo: the parent everyone loves, always has kid’s friends around
Dazai: “Honey, where are my keys! I forgot the kids at the mall again!
Jean: “How many times I have to tell you? You headbutt with your forehead, not your nose.”
Sebastian: goes to yoga everyday, annoys his kids with facts and quotes
Mozart: *kids finally asleep after ten lullabies* *tries to sneak out* Gets to the door* “Daddy, can you sing another one?” *internal screaming*
Isaac: *tries to help his kid with a math problem* *ends up solving every single one from the book on his own*
Comte: “Quiet now, daddy’s enjoying his morning coffee!” *sips vine from the mug*
Shakespeare: “You can smoke… you can drink… you can have sex.” “Oh. and be safe.”
