assigned [REDACTED] at birth

just a "personal" blog aka i rb things i find funny. don't scroll too far down my posts or you might catch a curse. i'm rotifen @ da/twit

[lapirin]

Spotify kicked me out before I could finish making this playlist for my crush, but I think it still gets the message across just fine

[requinoesis]

These are some sweet illustrations I did to help my friend Bianca and sharktagging NGO projects 💕 This doctor tiger shark together with his remora assistant will be part of the project to bring scientific data found from the Florida and Bahamas sharks! 🌴

More sharkart in me Instagram! 🦈

[thenatsdorf]

Mlem mlem mlem

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Me flavored water

[pwesident]

Taste Like

Stinky

[acimg]

[hoppip]

If there’s a good time for acting as a world community, it is now! Also a good time to be an indoor cat and a good friend, in all our good calmness in the midst of the seriousness

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no shortage. There is plenty of everything. If everyone buys normally then everyone will get some. There will be a shortage because people hoard items and there is nothing for anyone else. You are literally causing the shortage.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[polkadotmotmot]

Sherry Rusinack - Pee, 2020

[adelphicoracle]

Made me smile

[mostlycatsmostly]

The thrilling sequel

Sherry Rusinack - Poop, 2020

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[userkyle]

no gifset could do this scene justice

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

[percy-phone]

*shows you a picture of a rat*

*shows you a picture of a rat*

*shows you a picture of a rat*

*shows you a picture of a rat*

*shows you a picture of a rat*

[creepy-skull-arts-deactivated20]

Wait, don’t stop, please.

[angelicguy]

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

[heteroerotic]

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

[epictroll]

[margbarcis]

worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vampire-jesus-is-real]

The sound on this video makes it look like it was filmed in fuckin hell

[hyuchenn]

Happy New Year!

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”