i worm you @wormifyer-offical - Tumblr Blog

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i am a person who worms your posts!!! fear me!!!

awesome art hall!! :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ mod shenaniganry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ helloes!!! i am hammer i (obligatory tags)

@no-one-offical @eredin-offical @evilpineapple-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

that's it. that's all the officals i know of

(mod is @art-hammer-certified

edit i sort of forgot i knew a shit ton of others

#the wormer!

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sitting

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this post has been wormified!

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*nuzzles you affectionately*

…

What is this imbecile creature even doing????

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it is loving you!!! And worm shall do the same to you

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I found this wonderful rock in my backyard that I think is gonna be in my rock collection! It’s got silver and yellow patches on it! Google says it’s some type of rock called polonium ❤️❤️❤️ I wonder if this rock came from Poland 😍 omg I can’t breat

Do not the rock

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Do! the rock.

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can confirm

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Gumbo loves you all and thinks you all should live to piss off people that hate you

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worm is in the same stance!

#the wormer!#officalverse #offical blog #offical post #the officalverse #worm is yay!

I have an idea..... You could try wormifying @da-underworld-offical

Also hugs.

worm is on the case! And thank you, but since worm is merely digital i cannot hug back..

da-underworld-offical

The gates opened today.

Not with the usual groan of ancient stone, but something… lighter. As if even the Underworld itself knew who was arriving and chose, just this once, to behave.

Persephone has returned.

I told myself I would not mark the day so noticeably this year. I have centuries of practice in restraint. Entire eras have passed where I have held the line between longing and dignity with admirable precision.

And yet.

The asphodel fields seem less grey. The torches burn a touch warmer, though I gave no such command. Cerberus, traitor that he is, abandoned his post the moment he sensed her footsteps and nearly knocked me aside in his enthusiasm. I did not reprimand him.

I could not.

She walked in with that quiet brightness she carries, like spring refusing to be forgotten even here. She greeted the shades. She remembers them, which is more than most living souls ever manage. One reached for her hand, trembling, and she didn’t pull away. She never does.

It is a strange thing, ruling a place defined by endings, and then witnessing someone who embodies return.

We spoke, briefly. Nothing grand. No declarations, no dramatics worthy of the poets who insist on exaggerating everything about us. She asked how things had been. I said, “Orderly.” She smiled in that knowing way, as if she could see the corners I do not show.

She always can.

I had chambers prepared, of course. Fresh pomegranate branches arranged by the windows. (Yes, I am aware how that sounds. No, I will not be taking notes on subtlety.) The river ran a little quieter tonight. Even the Furies seemed… less inclined toward screaming.

I am not foolish enough to pretend this is permanence. Six months. The old agreement still holds, as it must. The world above needs her, and I… understand that.

Understanding does not make the departure easier. But that is a concern for another day.

For now, she is here.

And for a place that holds every sorrow ever whispered into existence, that feels like a small, defiant miracle.

— Hades

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*worm imfestation!!*

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worm infestation! apparently this is what one would call a "prank",,,,

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--signed, @wormifyer-offical

Not again!

I just got this place cleaned up too!

He manifests a large pile of leaves

Somhow all the worms are rapidly moving to it

Annnd that should take care of that

The worms are all in the pile

And now to-

The pile disappears

Glad I thought of that before I had my hose redecorated by an eldritch entity again.

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your hose? Worm doesn't understand, I fear!

*Worm makes a confused expression. Or tries to. this worm has no damn face so nobody is able to tell why bother narrating it </3*

Why, worm can merely spawn more!!! Though, worm is tired.... and also confused, how can someone care about a hose? That's ok, worm won't question it!!

#worm is huh?#the wormer!#officalverse #your writing makes me feel like when i first begun actually rping again back in june of last year

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worm infestation!!!

-- signed, @wormifyer-offical

oh mY FUCKING GODDDD NOT THE FUCKING WORMS

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MUAHAHAHAA!!! COWER IN FEAR!! Or don't!! worm cares not

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I hate worms

Stomping on you

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ow ow ouch hey stop that owch hey

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worm infestation!!!

-- signed, @wormifyer-offical

oh mY FUCKING GODDDD NOT THE FUCKING WORMS

wormifyer-offical

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existing-offical

wormifyer-offical

MUAHAHAHAA!!! COWER IN FEAR!! Or don't!! worm cares not

existing-offical

🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

worm infestation!!!

-- signed, @wormifyer-offical

oh mY FUCKING GODDDD NOT THE FUCKING WORMS

wormifyer-offical

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