Phil

Hello :) He/They Bisexual Transmasc

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[koiagain]

Frantically screamingWAIT WAIT WAIT As tumblr refreshes and the Most beautiful piece of fan art i’ve ever seen DISAPPEARS

[gillyeowalters]

If you are a queer person who wishes death upon another minority group, no matter how "jokingly" you do it, I hope that you get thrown out of every queer club, group, server or location you frequent and that any location that still would allows you in has to close down.

And I mean any minority group. Not just queer people, but Black people, POC, disabled people, children.

[killer-offical]

need to sit in a garden but its 44°c (111°f) outside.

[abra-ca-deadbra]

Where in the FUCK are you

Are you in HELL , BOSS ?

[killer-offical]

😭 its not that hot. usually its pushing 50. other times its like 52. hasn't gone above that yet tho i think?

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

bros living with @satan-offical

[killer-offical]

i mean sure, it is hell in here

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

it's 28 degrees celsius here

[killer-offical]

THATS SO COLD??????

[vent--rat]

It’s 88°F(~31°C) here :)

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[gloomybee]

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

cheese

[bonniebugsy]

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[anglaised]

i love seeing videos of ppl calling for mamdani like hes batman like “mr mamadani we need ac in the subway mr mamdani help us” and its extra funny bc so far hes been filling every request so its actually working …he got his own bat signal 😭

[argumate]

instead of "people pleaser" it might be better to think "disapproval fearer" if that's the emotional stick that's motivating action; important to consider at least three reasons to do something:

it's a good thing to do

I want to do the thing

people will be mad if I don't do the thing

and if 3. is the most weighty reason then that's a potential problem.

[thesituation]

shaving isn’t even like remotely close to the biggest issue feminism needs to tackle but it’s just astonishing to me how the most lukewarm bare minimum of normalizing natural body hair on women is met with such pushback from “progressives” on here. like that’s why i keep bringing it up. like if you fucks can’t get behind “women shouldn’t feel like they have to shave and shouldn’t be groomed into shaving” then what the hell can you be counted on for? nothing, clearly

[gendercensus]

We went from 30,000 to 50,000 so fast that I didn't have a chance to make the 40,000 pic!

Did you put your gender on inside-out this morning? Do this survey!

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906