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@the-worm-in-his-head
found a fun little personality test!
i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!
oooh this looks sick!
@sohcah--toa @flumph-fucker @mr-robot-eel-5000 + anyone who wants to join!
@officialish-cdc @centers-for-disease-control @diseases-for-center-control @officially-bbc-news
@scaryscarecrows this is payback for that @
are you like.... allied with the worms?
Helminths are upstanding and long-respected members of the disease community. While tapeworms and taeniasis get a lot of attention these days due to the persistent outreach of @the-worm-in-his-head and its ilk, there is great diversity among our worm brethren, who include hookworms, Guinea worms, pinworms, liver flukes, blood flukes, and other flukes. And all of them are nasty and deeply unpleasant to experience 💜 We are proud to ally with the worms!
Thank you, diseases-for-center-control for achknowledging the value of me and my kind, and for so kindly acknowledging the work of myself in particular. I spend so much time on this outreach and representation, and I hope to be an inspiration to young worms (of all kinds) everywhere.
are you like.... allied with the worms?
Helminths are upstanding and long-respected members of the disease community. While tapeworms and taeniasis get a lot of attention these days due to the persistent outreach of @the-worm-in-his-head and its ilk, there is great diversity among our worm brethren, who include hookworms, Guinea worms, pinworms, liver flukes, blood flukes, and other flukes. And all of them are nasty and deeply unpleasant to experience 💜 We are proud to ally with the worms!
@the-flesh-is-willing your flesh is willing, you say? can I make you an offer?
How is the worm 🫵 doing?
the worm is busy but otherwise well. How is the anonymous asker 🫵 doing?
Observes you™ 👁️o👁️
:( this is anathema to the things that crawl and slither and swarm
Ten People You Want to Get to Know Better (Tag Game)
Tagged by the lovely @izhunny I was just reading your answers for fun, so imagine my surprise when I saw I was tagged!
I've decided my mood needs lifting, and realized the best way to do that is checking tumblr once a day, so after a long break, I'm back. It was really sweet @izhunny noticed that!
Last song: Baby, Now That I Found You by Ella Bright (Off Campus). I don't even know if I was actually listening to it, or if I'm hearing it in my head because it's played on repeat for days now
Currently watching: “The Last Ship” on Netflix. (2014) Watch a show about a pandemic! It'll be sci-fi! Mom and I used to watch it together, but I never finished the series. I've been very nostalgic this summer and landed on that. Speaking of nostalgic, Hubs and I are watching “Perfect Strangers” on Tubi every night. (1986) It's held up pretty well and the silly comedy has us rolling with laughter. They really don't make TV like that anymore.
Current obsession: learning how to sew a zipper AND trying to avoid catching feelings for anyone in the Off Campus cast. I do not have time for that! And I can predict I'm about to become reacquainted with my pre-teen Pompeii obsession as soon as I watch Professor Tom's new show
Currently reading: Physical Book: the Comeback by Lily Chu, audiobook (in the car only): The Redo by Max Monroe, e-book (only while walking the treadmill): My Not So Perfect Summer by Phoebe MacLeod
Currently working on: Writing? Haven't written in AGES, but 5000+ words poured out of me in the last two weeks from a premise built on real life events we've dealt with recently- what if a vacation-home rental owner accidentally gets stranded with her handsome, mysterious guest during a weather related event? No, they aren't snowed in. And I can't decide if he's an actor or sports figure hiding from the real world.
Sewing- I AM going to figure out how to sew a zipper this summer if it kills me. Making zipper pouches and chapstick holders for some family going on a Disney trip this fall. I'm also going to figure out how to do gathers. I have this idea to use some of my school t-shirts and turn them into a patchwork dress.
Personal- gathering info to make an informed decision about retirement
Last Google search query: is the bonnet style on the new Little House series historically accurate?
No Pressure Tagging: @maeve-curry-writes @captainjimothycarter @nuggsmum @fassyanon @lady-meatball @before-we-get-started @astheskycries
If you're reading this consider yourself tagged and play along.
@avenger-nerd-mom: I have not been tagged in one of these in soooo long. More than happy to play this game:
Last song: I can't just list one song, not capable of that: music i'm using for my walking so it's my walking list: Enter Sandman (Metallica), Dancing Queen (ABBA), Rumour Has It (Adele, Pon de Replay (Rihanna), The Way You Move (Outkast), OR Swedish House Mafia (either Until One or Paradise Again - full albums).
Currently watching: In order of most recent: Reacher, season 3. Sense8 (rewatch: finished season 1), Heroes (rewatch: finished season 1, don't know when i'll continue with season 2), Angel (rewatch: season 5 - in the middle of it). Finished Big Bang Theory (first time watching), Supergirl (kind of a rewatch: in the middle of season 5).
Current obsession: not a true obsession but something i do every day: pay attention to my finances. i really would love to retire right now, but i absolutely cannot afford it. i'm checking my spending and saving, making sure that i'm staying on track so that i can retire when i turn 70 (in 10 years, ugh).
Currently reading: I'm actually not reading anything right now. i'm trying to find an author who has a number of books to read and it's tough. i really don't want to buy anything, but relying on the library can be hit or miss (LA County library anyone? so many people). i want to read at least one work from an author before i commit to a series or the author, but it's hard to find where to start.
Currently working on: hmmm, this one is tough, because where do i start? getting back on a treadmill because i really want to lose weight (i know, i'm supposed to say i want to "be healthy" but what i really want is to be comfortable in my own body and once i am, i'll be healthy)
also: cleaning up my depression house. haven't been depressed for several years, but didn't have the energy to do anything about it. i've had trouble with sleeping for, generally, over 20 years and i have only recently found a supplement that really helps and now i'm getting at least 7 hours a night and that is a huge difference. also, i'm now eating every day, wasn't doing that before, and that really didn't help with having energy and being able to lose weight. my body has been starved for at least 6 years, so need to get it to not be starved anymore.
also: just yesterday i tried painting (paint by numbers) and realized that is just not for me. i also have needlepoint - beginners - because i want to have some kind of real hobby. i knew i wouldn't be able to do it with my glasses so i got one of those 'old lady gadgets' (light with magnification that goes around your neck) and it works well, so once i get things squared away (probably in the next week) i'm going to really pick back up with it.
also: haven't really tried it recently, but i want to get back into writing (been saying this for years) and i think having some kind of creative endeavor (such as the needlepoint) might help my muse. that's what i'm hoping, at least. i have stories!
Personal: gosh, all of the above is really personal, what else? ah, yes: i'm afraid i'm going to need to help one of my 20 yr old cats across the rainbow bridge soon, so there's that.
Last Google search query: i don't do google, i do DuckDuckGo (haven't used google in at least 8 years). it was to find a recipe for a 3-bean salad, and before that alternatives to a fitbit. i don't want something that receives my personal health data, that's mine, not theirs. i don't want them to turn it over to anyone for any reason. i do have something that does a little bit, but i would like more. don't know that i'll be able to find something. ugh, late-stage capitalism.
tagging (no pressure!): @adena-k, @gothic-petal, @evalinawildangel, @polari28, @seitou, @ladyvaderpixetc, @roosterbox, @noegrets, @colorfullydone, @ladyninasayers-ish
also, anyone else who wants to play
@fassyanon It's been an aeon since I've done one of these so - you son of a bitch [affectionate], I'm in!
Last song: Def Leppard, When Love & Hate Collide - it's on tv as I type this, but also it was one of my major ship songs back in the HD days and one I'll frequently sing along with XD
Currently watching: Struggling through several things at once as part of a bartering system in our household; Heroes rewatch (I still see why I was so into Mohinder/Sylar but where the f was I for Peter/Sylar? It's RIGHT THERE dammit lol) Superstore rewatch, a couple of cheesy movies interspersed with good ones (Apex freaked me the hell out lol) all to buy me the space to rewatch IWTV now the TVL has hit BBC Iplayer because I'm the only one who remembers it word for word lol but I will HAPPILY rewatch to rev me up for TVL.
Current obsession: horrifically unplugged from myself so no obsessions beyond escapism a la tv or reaction vids rn, struggling a bit with rl stuffs so aside from letting myself drift off in shipping headspace none of my actual obsessions, both fandom and original, are getting a look in until I can be sure they won't get erased alongside the daily bullshit am attempting to kick my way through daily lol
Currently reading: I'm not reading, in the odd waiting room etc recently I've reread old fics on my old kindle as my new one is dead until I can jailbreak it, but it's whatevers available, a bit of lawrusso, merthur, reylo, whatevers left over in my misc folder after transferring my main fics etc across to comp.
Currently working on: Myself. Or trying to, struggling past more demanding tasks annoyingly lol
Personal: Cos the rest was so formal lol ummm having a bit of a crap year, health issue after health issue compounded by a very difficult family too used to leaning on me to allow me time to recover/breathe - huh, look at that, lol maybe I don't need to go to counselling after all this week ;P (*narrator voice:* she did in fact, still need counselling and would beat the snot out of anyone trying to keep her from it.... herself included XP)
Last Google search query: Am fucked off with google and anything trying to force AI on me so I use duckduckgo and startpage and my last search was to see if I was remembering the Rick & Morty quote in the right order ;P
tagging (no pressure!): @renkade @lola-mmmm @optimistic-turpitude @strangeroad @amazinmango @angrymadsygin @wewringmagicfromtheordinary @ladysarai @mischievousquokka @theangrykimchi
also, anyone else who wants to play
Thanks for the tag @ladyvaderpixetc
Last song: Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. I saw a video on Instagram of Stevie Nicks talking about the inspiration behind the song and it got stuck in my head.
Currently watching: My DVD player broke recently and I haven't got a new one yet so I haven't watched an tv shows for a little while. My sister and I have been working our way through Cinemawins on Youtube though, looking for new movies to get.
Current obsession: I've really been enjoying movies with Cillian Murphy and Tom Hardy, both together and separate, and I've still got several of their films to see (and Peaky Blinders). The problem is with my DVD player broken I don't watch as much as I normally would - I don't enjoy streaming as much. My sister also got into Kpop last year and she recently got me into the band Stray Kids so I've also been enjoying their stuff. I wanna revisit some of my other obsessions soon, I miss them.
Currently reading: I just finished As you wish by Cary Elwes - he played Westley in The Princess Bride which is one of my favourite movies. I love his book, it has so many lovely stories about the making of the film. Also recently read Small Things Like These by Claire Keegan and loved it, will hopefully watch the movie soonish. Not sure what I'll read next. New books have been a bit hit or miss for me lately. Maybe I'll read fanfic for a bit
Currently working on: Trying to find work. I want something either remote or pretty close to my house and I might get something soon that'll hopefully work for a while so fingers crossed. Also trying to focus on things I love and keep my stress down, and it's working maybe 60% of the time.
Personal: I think on and off about getting counselling but I keep wavering. Largely cause I know that'll cost money and I feel like getting more money is the better option at the moment. I really probably should cause of an issue that's been going on for over a year now but I'm managing. As I said before, I'm just trying to focus on the things that bring me joy and to not focus on the stressful stuff.
Last Google search query: Same as prev, I don't search on google anymore. My last duckduckgo search was looking up an online calculator. I have an actual one + my phone but they're both in my desk and I was comfy on my bed. I wanted one cause I just got a JB Hi-Fi (a store that sells DVDs, CDs, stuff like that) voucher as a belated birthday present and I was trying to work out what to get. Still have a few options in mind.
Tagging (no pressure): @bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue @turniptitaness @sleepyleopard @imyourlittlechaos @cherryjennnn @weronlystardust @vuesfluides @somanywords @stuckydrewx
Thank you for the tag, @wewringmagicfromtheordinary. Will do my best to answer these.
Last song: "Wreckless Heart" by Glen Hansard. I don't think a musician's death has ever hit me this hard in real time. I watched his service online and it was deeply moving. What a beautiful and fitting send-off.
Currently watching: Nothing. Last movie I watched was Once (finally watched for the first time this past weekend). I'm shit at keeping up with TV most of the time, especially with a small child around. I will try to pick up where I left off on Twin Peaks before too long, but August is going to be really busy.
Current obsession: Glen Hansard a bit, tbh.
Currently reading: I finished Cherry Baby by Rainbow Rowell last night (it was exquisite). I'll be starting Circe by Madeline Miller shortly.
Currently working on: Responding to feedback on my manuscript, and thinking about what I want to adjust before I start querying. At home I am getting baby clothes and other items ready to sell next month, and going through my son's toys in hopes that I can get rid of some of them before his birthday in a few weeks.
Personal: Trying not to crash out over how much we're about to spend on a new HVAC system, in addition to the money we've yet to spend on upcoming fun things we've had on the calendar all year. Sigh. Going to see Big Thief in 13 days, plus state fair and my son's birthday later this month.
Last Google search query: Was looking up whether a Swell Season song was used on How I Met Your Mother (it wasn't, but for some reason people were quoting a HIMYM scene in the comments on the Low Rising MV).
NPT: @lau219 @katyispunk @jtargaryen18 @bouquet-and-pearls @keylimegreen89 @cillianinlove @sporadicallysporadic @wheretheworldisfree @voodookid @anarchyyone
Thank you for the tag, @imyourlittlechaos Sorry for the delay in replying! Update - I forgot last song - thank you menopause for fucking with my brain again 🤯
Last song: I’m all over the place with music right now. I created a random mosh-mash playlist in Spotify that has everything from rap to indie, alternative to metal and everything in between. Last song was yesterday Fly by Quavo and Lenny Kravitz while gardening (and yes, I was dancing like a fool in my front yard 😂).
Currently watching: The Boys - just started Season 5. I don't watch a lot of TV or shows, but my youngest boy got me hooked on this one.
Current obsession: Cooking - especially gluten free sourdough. The thought of paying $10 for a small loaf of gross GF bread disturbs me, so I decided to start making my own. I've even experimented with mix ins and also have a chocolate starter to make sweet loaves.
Currently reading: I'm weird and read multiple books at the same time. Right now it's Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty (seen the show, so finally readying the book) and The Paper Menagerie by Ken Liu.
Currently working on: Trying to get words on a page for my first fan fic (Cillian, obviously). I actually had a bunch written down and then lost it when my laptop decided to do an update. I scribble notes down in a book first, so at least I have some plots and ideas flowing. Hoping to publish something in the Fall, unless I chicken out again and table it.
Personal: I take a solo trip ever year and just got back. I love my family but I need space from them so I don't throat punch anyone. I absolutely hate my job and am looking for my "next". I figure I have about 5 good years left in me to contribute meaningful work full time and then will wind down my career in consulting. Got to get these kids off on their own first and figure out insurance (I'm in the US so we have a shitty system).
Last Google search query: I looked up a recipe for Tuna steaks for last night - came out fantastic.
Tagging some of my favorite authors :)
NPT: @lau219 @jtargaryen18 @killmecillian @kikimurphys @cherryjennnn @brummiereader @angloirishnolanist @cillmequick @garrison-girl-08
@cillianinlove and @cillianmurphyvevo thanks for the tags ❤️. Been a long time since I've done one of these!
Last song: Tom Waits " Long Way Home".
Currently watching: Videos of people going to flea markets and carboot sales. I've got it in my head that if I go, I'm gonna find a bloody Picasso or something 🤦🏼♀️.
Current obsession: Trying to find an antique silver hand mirror for sale online. But my bank account won't allow it 😩.
Currently reading: Nothing. Any recommendations anyone?
Currently working on: The first chapter of Maid For You !
Personal: Recently got back from visiting family in the UK 🇬🇧!
Last Google search query: " Is it called Smith and Western?" Google said no idiot it's " Smith & Wesson" 🤦🏼♀️.
No pressure tags: @littlepeakydevil @zablife @cillmequick @thomashelbyswife @peakyswritings @murderousginger
@brummiereader thank you for the tag, Brummie! 😘
Last song: Crying Lighting by Arctic Monkeys
Currently watching: Silo, The Wire, Succession, Schitt's Creek, and rewatching Peaky Blinders
Current obsession: Peaky Blinders as always and finding the perfect banana bread recipe
Currently reading: The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger by Stephen King
Currently working on: Tommy x Lily NSFW alphabet
Personal: I'm planning a trip to Ireland in September that I'm very excited about
Last Google search query: Trying to find an alternative to the sunscreen brand I usually use because my current one seems to have been discontinued. 😭
No pressure tags: @justrainandcoffee @shelbydelrey @sneakyblinders @theshelbyclan @scaryscarecrows
Aww, thanks for the tag, @littlepeakydevil! <3
Last song: Milk of the Madonna by Deftones
Currently watching: Columbo! There's a big backlog. And what's not to like about smug rich folk having to (oh my GOD) pay for their crimes? ;)
Current obsession: purging mealy bugs from my poor giant corn plant, mostly. Less urgently, the creepy statues lurking at the bottom of Lake Neuchâtel.
Currently reading: Murderland, by Caroline Fraser
Currently working on: nothing of note, at the immediate moment.
Personal: I get my covid/flu shots every year on Columbus day partly because it's a three-day weekend (they always kick my ass)...but mostly to spite the disease-bearing bastard. I hate him. I don't care if he's dead, I harbor hatred in my heart for him.
Last Google search query: classified (something stupidly specific for work)
No pressure tags: @prowlsic @the-worm-in-his-head @velvetrambles
@urisk-factor @collapsing-starss
Last song: Dark Science by Coyote Kid
Currently watching: all of my plans come to fruition. Friends? The Friends show. (technically not watching the Real Food Show, bc we're in it)
Current obsession: Making America Healthy/Worm Again. Also MAG 32 - Hive.
Currently reading: lots of articles about health information doctors DO NOT want you to know.
Currently working on: Heading the Department of Health and Human Wormices.
Personal: currently trying to cope with all of the completely unjustified hate and threats of violence I get. everybody asks what the worm is doing, nobody asks How the worm is doing </3. Least I have @hungry-mongoose. we can share some roadkill.
Last Google search query: classified. I definitely know everything I need to know for my job by HEART.
tags: @centers-for-disease-control, @diseases-for-center-control, @officialish-cdc, @hungry-mongoose, @officially-bbc-news
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
Well it was an entirely different one
i didn't agree to this i demand a pardon
I apologize but there is no oversight or accountability here
hmmmm then what sort of authority do you have to condemn me to death?
the one i declared
I declare that i outrank you, and you have no authority over me
too late you are a gimmick blong and are thus in my domain
I declare I am not a gimmick blog, and therefore you have no power over me.
tags are summoning the health secretary to smite this like the osha blog
if my meatpuppet musters up the will(brain)power to nuke my blog, I will eat his brainstem and kill us both
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
Well it was an entirely different one
i didn't agree to this i demand a pardon
I apologize but there is no oversight or accountability here
hmmmm then what sort of authority do you have to condemn me to death?
the one i declared
I declare that i outrank you, and you have no authority over me
too late you are a gimmick blong and are thus in my domain
I declare I am not a gimmick blog, and therefore you have no power over me.
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
Well it was an entirely different one
i didn't agree to this i demand a pardon
I apologize but there is no oversight or accountability here
hmmmm then what sort of authority do you have to condemn me to death?
the one i declared
I declare that i outrank you, and you have no authority over me
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
Well it was an entirely different one
i didn't agree to this i demand a pardon
I apologize but there is no oversight or accountability here
hmmmm then what sort of authority do you have to condemn me to death?
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
Well it was an entirely different one
i didn't agree to this i demand a pardon
Ode to Taylor Farms
If you want to save yourself from bodily harm, Then do not eat anything from Taylor Farms. If you eat anything now from this farm in Mexico, Then you will be shooting yourself like Plaxico. People’s stomachs felt a personal hell Just from eating their lettuce at Taco Bell. For their guts, there were no quick fixes. Why even choose to eat food from a place with three sixes? Throughout the…
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
an entirely different one
that was not in the terms of engagement.
evil clones implies not evil clones
Yeah, @officialish-cdc
i feel like officialish-cdc is like. like your daughter cell. (like, in the biology sense. So a clone that came from you)
All of my clones came from me that’s why they’re called clones
hmmm so then how did your "evil" clones end up evil? did you fail them in some way?
No, they were made as evil clones at the evil clone factory, duh
evil clone factory? seems unlikely. got proof?
Yeah, the evil clones
have you considered that your genetics are just prone to mutation, and that your clones are merely mutated after their birth? Who knows the quality of your DNA repair mechanisms, or if their environment has/had mutagens present.
i dont think that makes the clones evil
they mutated to become evil.
Thats not how genetics work
okay, you're right there, but I do think that the clones may well have become evil after their creation.
you have to be pure of heart to be the cdc or else you turn evil
I mean are you and @centers-for-disease-control even pure of heart? you guys want to flamethrower me.
Flamethrowers don't taint my pure heart
Okay, then MAMA (make america measles again) doesn't taint my pure heart.
It doesn’t, you just don’t have a pure heart
okay, why don't I have a pure heart?
You know why 😒
no actually, why can't I have a pure heart? /gen
you're not kind, or nice, OR whimsical
hey now, I am exceedingly whimsical. I do everything I do for the love of the game, in what way is that not whimsy? I depict myself as a little cartoon worm, I play games (even with rude Questioners). And I am nice, I just have a limit, and you and your original crossed it even before you pulled out flamethrowers. Like, you guys aren't nice to me??? And I can be kind, when I want to be. I offered that poor down-on-their-luck @doctor-official a job???
You steal other peoples whimsy to fuel your own (not whimsy btw)
You are not nice you told me to die 😡
You only did that cause itd benefit you
You steal other people's whimsy to fuel your own (not whimsy btw) <- Fellow who copies another person's whimsy? (Also you can't say I stole someone else's whimsy when I was like, making Worm pinup)
You are not nice you told me to die 😡 <- fellow who has threatened to kill me + attempted to kill me??? Several times???
You only did that cause itd benefit you <- I can have multiple motives for taking an action. I also tried warning Centers-For-Disease-Control that the Doctor was a danger, when they actually did hire the Doctor.
you have some whimsy. I guess. But its evil whimsy. Also the cloning/copying was Unintentional, i didnt know they existed
You also call rfk your Meatpuppet. And also you want to get humans Sick with your pro-disease propoganda which KILLS THEM!!!!!
Yeah and over half that motivation was getting something out of it 🤔
I have lots of whimsy, and meatpuppet is affectionate (mostly, the human form is kinda questionable). Also I believe "diseases" are discriminated against (unfairly), and like, I'm sorry about the people but you can't please everyone. Finally, no, actually, I felt bad for them, bc I understand how it feels to be hated by the CDC.
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
fret not for the slow painful death is given for an entirely different reason
for what reason am I condemned to death?
In the event of an attack by a Welsh assailant known as Jason Weeblerson Gooddayson who is 246 lbs 2 meters and 4 inches tall, what sorts of matrix plug-in skills would Bobby require to overpower such a creature within the span of 6 minutes? Consider that they must be feasible abilities that any human would be able to accomplish with enough training, and that Mars Incorperated has personally lobotomized Jason, removing any ability to reason with the creature. And he has a baseball bat.
Hey this question is actually kinda fucked up. Can we not?
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
@officially-bbc-news @mimic-offical
Death.
Breaking News!
Don't kill me look here's a gimmick!
This is just in! Tonight at 23:47, information from our trustworthy sources has revealed that my failure to do anything gimmick blog-y has resulted in me being sentenced to death. So far experts are reportedly unsure what this will mean for the future of news.
More updates coming to you live from BBC news. (unless I die)
@hileynoteson
I brought measles back to the real world, that's the fruits of my gimmick. Don't kill me, please.
fret not for you have earned a slow, painful death.
I BROUGHT YOU MY GIMMICK??? please have mercy on a semi-innocent worm?
