mayor of dirt city

this is my brand new blog so you should probably get in on the ground floor before i’m famous……

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it’s almost 90 degrees on october 22nd which makes me feel like we’re all going to die

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what if i woke up one morning and i was a SMALL mouse : D

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is clown school a real place i can go and also would i have to take out student loans

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i’ve never looked at this blog on a desktop and i don’t even care what it looks like i’m living my life completely untethered to the chains that bind you

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

caroline calloway is a fascination of mine. i don't have the time to check in on her daily, nor is she interesting enough for that, but every few months i'll catch up.

it's a dark window into the lives of those who commit hard to an influencer grift but can't figure out how to sustain it. she hit on instagram as a promotional platform fairly early, and then just sort of floundered before fading into obscurity. she has no money of her own, but enough rich family to never have to worry about struggling or truly being in danger financially, but also appears to be profoundly miserable. she's like if Little Edie wasn't cool and took unflattering ass pics. anyway here are my favorite screenshots of her

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been passively interested in her for years i need to unravel her mind and also maybe study her in a lab

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i think you guys should all be a little more normal about dan and phil’s sex lives

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keep it up with the bank accounts and taxes though i’m lerving that xx

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i think you guys should all be a little more normal about dan and phil’s sex lives

[greatermercury]

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need to see more twin peaks halloween costumes!!!!!!! give me more!!!!!!!!!!

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what is tagging etiquette nowadays… i haven’t been on tumblr in so long i feel like an outsider to the culture now

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having ocd is actually really cool because of the thoughts

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feeling extremely like garfield. i hate momdays!!!!!

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love my cat so much! wow! a perfect and silly angel :)

[phulge]

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can’t talk, busy imagining it

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how are you supposed to engage with fandom in a normal and healthy and regular kind of way? i feel like i’ve never experienced that but i would like to loll

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hi!! <3

i need a new place to exist on the internet so i’m making this fresh and funky blog! i used to use tumblr a lot in like… middle school and high school, but it’s been a long time since i was consistently active. i just graduated college and started my first adult job and life feels like it’s coming at me way too fast so i’m ready to regress into my old ways!! i hope this can be a fun outlet for that urge.

can’t wait to be back and build online community again :)