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haha no money naegi
 "rude"
Relieved that the boy didnât seem too annoyed that Leon had claimed the floor as his own mattress, Leon took this chance to take a good look at him. He seemed pretty chipper, and- well, absolutely soaked through to the bone. Leon had barely even noticed the rain on his trip back, which just went to emphasise the pathetic mess he was this morning. Nevertheless, the appearance of this small, rain-soaked boy was⊠kind of endearing. He didnât look like the party type, Leon thought, but then maybe he wasnât. Maybe thatâs why he was currently stood up holding shopping bags like a fully functional member of society while Leon was considering whether it would be too weird for him to ask if he could lay back down.
It wasnât hard to tell that this was genuine sympathy he was eliciting from the boy, which was a little funny considering he didnât actually deserve it. Heâd drank himself into this state and he was fully aware that he was going to have to deal with it today, but it had been fun last night and at the end of the day that was all Leon had been concerned with. He nodded in agreement that his situation sucked, turning to glare at the door handle once more for a moment. âItâs so lame!â he told him, his voice still at a volume slightly higher than what was required for indoor communication. He winced at his own noise that felt like a hammer to his skull.
Turning back to the boy, Leon raised an eyebrow at him, the corner of his mouth tugging into a slight smile. Did he just offer him orange juice? What kind of a college kid was this? He wasnât like anyone Leon had met the night before, but it was kind of sweet.
"What, you wouldnât mind a stranger taking a gulp of your juice straight from the carton? You donât know where Iâve been, man!" he laughed, before straightening his face into a serious, somewhat concerned conversation and speaking in a quieter, more concerned down. "Thereâs nothing wrong with my mouth. I donât have anything weird about me. I promise."
He mentally smacked himself at that. Great, he thought, we missed one weird hurdle for sleeping on the floor but we definitely just ran full force into that one.
A nervous laugh was the only response Naegi could manage. If he thought his orange juice offer had been awkward, at least he wasnât the one swearing that he wasnât weird. He could point out that it was weird to be sleeping outside in a hallway, but it was better not to be an ass when trying to make friends. Instead he gave an amused head tilt and rummaged through the plastic bag for the carton of juice, âWell I have two cartons if your mouth really is weird!â he laughed again, maybe that convey that he was joking about the mouth thing.  âAnd if you tell me your name, then youâre not so much a stranger anymore!â Super smooth, kind of like the juice, nice. âOrange juice is good for hangovers, right? Thatâs what I heardâ he dropped his shopping bags down and then joined them on the floor with an âooftâ.  When the stranger didnât move, he patted the floor as invitation. âYou donât have anywhere else to be, right? Iâll wait with youâ  This was probably a little bit weird, but leaving this guy out here waiting on his own just didn't sit right with him. Besides, Naegi wasn't busy and there was probably worse ways to make friends, like accidentally dropping a drink on them for example. He hoped that his company didnât think he was crazy and just took the offer. Thatâd be nice.
It had been exactly ten minutes since sheâd told Naegi he could come over and Touko found herself curled up, exasperated, in the designated pile for bedsheets and towels. Even though he had told her he would help - after sheâd reassured him that sheâd already dealt with the underwear part of the laundry - she still felt a little guilty about it, and had intended to get most of it out the way so they could dedicate more time to fun stuff like movies. But as it stood, she was tired and grouchy and felt like she was getting nowhere, not to mention she was getting backache. Maybe she could just lie here for a few, but then she might just drift off.
Just when she had gotten comfortable, of course, the door sounded. She stared for a moment, emitting a sound that was caught halfway between a noise of irritation and a kind of pathetic sounding whine. Well, she had offered to do something fun with him to take his mind off of⊠whatever. Finally, she hauled herself up off of the floor and trudged over to the door to let her visitor in. For a split second she had a horrible feeling like it might be one of the other girls, just because that would be typical, but she was pleased to find that it was only Naegi. âO-oh⊠Good, itâs youâŠâŠâ She murmured, more to herself than to the person in front of her.
Touko glanced nervously over her shoulder - somehow her room seemed messier than ever. âUmâŠ. I d-didâŠ.. Well, I did t-try to get things d-done before you got here butâŠ..â She sighed, defeated. It was hard being a girl! He could judge her all he liked but sheâd like to see him try to tidy whilst cramping more or less from the waist down. Then again, this was Naegi and he was pretty soft⊠Maybe heâd just do the rest of it for her if she made a big enough deal about itâŠ..
"Celes went out for the weekendâŠ." She explained, motioning to the slightly tidier half of the shared room. "âŠ. D-Donât⊠Donât tell her that I used her bed as organisation space thoughâŠ." Touko shot the boy a sheepish sort of look. It was fine as long as she never found out about it, rightâŠ? Well⊠She could trust Naegi to keep a secret at least, she assured herself, collapsing back down into her rest pile. Probably.
Naegi had done his best to be as quick as possible but even so, the likelihood of his friend being asleep upon his arrival was strong. In fact, heâd expected it so much that when she did answer the door, he jumped a little in surprise.  She seemed nervous about the state of her room but he had definitely seen worse. âEh, itâs not looking that badâ he said, somewhat unconvincingly. It /was/ kind of a lie but it was something he could handle, at least. âI told you that Iâd help and look--â he gestured towards the somewhat organised piles âyouâve even got designated piles! Thatâs more than anyone in my flat can do, well except Ishimaruâ. He was beaming in an attempt to convey that things werenât so bad but he wasnât sure if that was getting through, or if he just looked way too eager to do her laundry work. It was lucky that Celes was out because they had more space to work...and more space to rest, this felt like it was going to be a âtry and then lie down againâ mission. But Naegi was determined to keep his working spirit and picked up the first item he saw. â...Is this a bed sheet or a duvet cover?âOh I wonât tell her anything but seriouslyââ Heâd have been less throwaway with his promise of not telling if he wasnât still struggling to find the corners of this fabric âis this a sheet?â  Apparently Touko wasnât listening; sheâd flopped down onto the bed. She must have been working hard. âYou can just sort of...direct me if you need to rest for a whileâ he shrugged, thatâs what friends were for right? âI can probably work most of this out now that youâve removed all the underwear!â
The odds are that we will probably be alright
"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
The image of Togami moonwalking in any fashion tickled him. But still maybe he should at least try to keep a straight face and pretend to be concerned with the âpanicâ part. "Oh noâ  Yes that sounded really convincing and concerned. âI canât believe I missed it! U-uhâŠwhat happened this time?â
"Right, right??! Really, though, that guy needs to get a clue. Doesnât he know Iâll chase him down however fast and fancy he makes his escape??" She sighed, long suffering before turning to Naegi with a grin full of mischief.
"Say, Ma-kun~ Do you know where heâs hiding out right now? Maybe you wanna come help me hunt him down? Think of it as a bonding exercise~âĄâ
âI have no idea where he is butâŠâ Naegi trailed off and thought for a second, there was about a 99% chance that this would turn into some kind of event. But even so, he didnât really have anything else to do and maybe heâd actually get to see Togami moonwalking? Forgetting the hesitation heâd had for all of one second, he continued âBonding exercise sounds niceâ the grin on his face could have rivalled the one she was flashing. Everyone liked a little mischief once in a while. Besides, even if it did become an event that didnât necessarily mean itâd be an awful one. Their adventures were always entertaining, at least. âLibrary seems like a good a place to start as any, right?âÂ
"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"
"Uh," he scratched his head, glancing around the room for a possible escape route from the little angry one, "thatâs⊠not even a full sentence, right?" At least if he stalled there was a chance for Naegi to become distracted before he realised the full extent of the damage Leon had caused.
Unbelievable. Usually he had the uncanny ability to stay calm, no matter what ridiculous thing came along to test his patience. But ridiculous things seemed to be having a party lately and Naegiâs life was the dance-floor. Gritting his teeth, he was fully aware that Leon was stalling but he would take the distraction, sort of. The fumbling at least gave him a chance to zone out, he was trying to calm down before he said something he might regret. (The key word being: trying but the result being: failing.) With a sigh he dragged a hand down his face and stared at a point on the wall behind the red-head, he didnât want to deal with any guilt when Leon started looking all hurt.  âYeah, yeah okay. Just take your stuff and leaveâŠpleaseâ he kept his voice level and even tacked on the last part to try and soften the blow. Today just wasnât a good day.
"can you believe the zoo wouldnât let me borrow their white tiger?"
"You know, I actually can believe that. I think thereâs probably a policy on borrowing animals from the zoo! Especially ones that can eat people! What do you need a tiger for anyway?â
It seems less punk and more glam, doesnât it?
"âŠI canât have a lion on stage okay itâs hair will upstage mine. Tigers were the next best thing."
"I think the stage will look great with just you on it. You, alive, not eaten by big cats!"
"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
The image of Togami moonwalking in any fashion tickled him. But still maybe he should at least try to keep a straight face and pretend to be concerned with the "panic" part. "Oh no"  Yes that sounded really convincing and concerned. "I can't believe I missed it! U-uh...what happened this time?"
"can you believe the zoo wouldnât let me borrow their white tiger?"
"You know, I actually can believe that. I think thereâs probably a policy on borrowing animals from the zoo! Especially ones that can eat people! What do you need a tiger for anyway?â
"For punk rock, Naegi! Come on!"
It seems less punk and more glam, doesn't it?
"can you believe the zoo wouldnât let me borrow their white tiger?"
"You know, I actually can believe that. I think there's probably a policy on borrowing animals from the zoo! Especially ones that can eat people! What do you need a tiger for anyway?"
gloomypages replied to your post:"Iâm staying positive, but I'm pretty sure this is where we die."
(( THSI HURT ME. IâM BLEEDING. ))
((FORGET JUNKO, IT'S ME. I'M QUEEN OF DESPAIR.))
"Iâm staying positive, but I'm pretty sure this is where we die."
âDonât talk like that. Things like this only happen in movies, we can beat this.â Naegi couldn't say with certainty that he fully believed the things he was saying but he also couldn't let his friend just give into the misery. What hope did they have then? They were all stronger than this and he believed in that more than he believed theyâd die here in a stupid school.  âYouâre doing the right thing, staying positive.â he perched on the edge of the sink and tried to look as cheery as he could but Leon still looked anxious. Things were rough for all of them and after the âmotivationâ theyâd been given today, he couldn't really expect anything else. Desperately, he tried pushed on with the pep talk anyway. âYouâre alive right now! And you said yourself, you have dreams to chase.â Before Leon could open his mouth and interrupt Naegiâs optimism rant, he added âI think you can do it. Be a rock-star, I meanâ Honestly? He had no idea if Leon had the makings of a rock god or not, but he needed to give him something to focus on to get him through the night so this would have to do. It seemed to work because Leonâs worried expression changed immediately to one of surprised glee. âFor real?â Naegi let out a soft chuckle âYeah! Maybe we can even drag Togami-kun along to one of your showsâ âJeez, Naegi-kun. Iâm reachinâ for the stars, not the straight-impossible!â  But the redhead was grinning now, whatever was on his mind before had been forgotten or at least pushed away and replaced with something better. Naegi was relieved; if he could just keep the group rallied and happy then maybe things would be fixed sooner rather than later. âThanks, man.â Leon gave Naegiâs foot a playful kick. âYouâre right; this whole thing is totally wack! They canât make us do anythinâ!â Naegi couldnât help beaming. It was a relief to see him back to normal. Hopefully it would stick, at least until tomorrow anyway. After all, what could go really wrong in a night?
"iâm pretty sure Iâm having a heart attack, and i havenât arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
Naegi leaned against the door and sighed. It had been at least 20 minutes since sheâd asked him to come over and she still had him locked out of her room. Junko had let him into the flat and basically laughed in his face when he told her he was here to save the dayâŠsomehow. âFukawa-san, please open the door. I look silly stood out here!â He wasnât even sure if sheâd called him over for something positive or negative. In fact now he was thinking about it, maybe she hadnât wanted him to come over at all. There was a strange noise coming from inside the room but it didnât help him figure out if this was good or bad. âAt least tell me whatâs going on. Is it something to do with the date thing?â Sheâd mentioned doing something with Togami, earlier in the week. Whether it was a real date or not Naegi had no idea but if she was in some sort of distress, heâd put money on that it being that. A small voice came from behind the door, âI-Iâm pretty sure Iâm having a heart attack, and I havenât arranged for anyone to clear my browser history!â Finally an answerâŠthat told him nothing! He smacked his hand against his face and spoke slowly, âA heart attack from good or from bad?â Another strange noise instead of an answer came from the other side of the door. He decided to try something different and just roll with her weird browser history comment. âI donât want you to have a heart attack but if you let me in, we can write up a contract where I swear to delete your history and never mention it?" he put emphasis on the last part, hoping itâd help his case and get him out of the hallway. There was a click and at long last the door opened just a crack to reveal a very flustered looking Fukawa. âY-You better mean that!â Naegi slipped through the tiny gap she was offering as entrance to her room and when the door shut again he turned and asked, exasperated âSo whatâs happened?ââI donât know what to wearâAll this for that? Girls were weird sometimes.
send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.
"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"
"i donât want a refund on you."
"a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"
"iâm high on anxiety meds right now."
"i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"
"oh good, you can hear me. now i know iâm not a ghost."
"nobodyâs getting pregnant tonight!"
"boob seasonâs over for you!"
"there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."
"when you put it like that, it sounds amazingâŠand like prison."
"i got an obligationâŠat aâŠsandwich meetingâŠto go to."
"you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matchesâŠfor a penny."
"sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."
"youâve never been turned on by gas mileage?"
"so i have good news from the doctorâyou donât have rabies."
"oh, look at the time! itâs butt-o-clock!"
"iâm having a party tonight and i canât have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."
"itâs early in the relationship. iâm still shaving above the knee."
"iâm a mess, i canât sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."
"iâm not convinced i know how to read, iâve just memorized a lot of words."
"iâm staying positive, but iâm pretty sure this is where we die."
"lifeâs messy. it kicks you in the ass. thatâs right, I said ass."
"you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"
"iâm pretty sure Iâm having a heart attack, and i havenât arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
"you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? itâs not a flammable thing!"
"iâm gonna take youâŠrespectfully."
"iâm gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"
"have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"
"please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."
"why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"
"i feel like russel crowe in every movie heâs ever done."
"i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."
"does it say âshare stuffâ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."
"destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."
"where are your nipples, man?"
"i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
"letâs just suck it up and french a little."
"been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. itâs like a taffy pole on a hot summerâs day."
"they make shoes for your penis! theyâre called pants!"
"i canât believe iâm the sober one. thatâs actually never happened before in my life."
"please do not angry-fix the sink."
"you my boo and i been missing you."
"i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."
"can you believe the zoo wouldnât let me borrow their white tiger?"
"obamaâŠ."
"first of all, youâre never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."
"sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"
"i want to rub my face on his face!"
"are you sure youâre okay? youâre walking like a disney witch."
"iâm like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."
"this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"
"guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"
"damn it! i canât find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
"i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."
"are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."
"why does your hair look so baby soft?!"
"i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."
"did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
"what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."
I donât know where youâre going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I donât know where Iâm going but I donât think Iâm coming home.