Buy Me Pizza

Allison is my name, I like long walks on the beach and romantic dinners with my non existent boyfriend!

[memewhore]

[nostalgiadeity]

[treygotguap]

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[bluephosphor]

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

[hopefulwreckage]

the clique when Heathens plays

[youngvlxanoes]

this is so embarrassing i hate twenty one pilots fans

[pleatedjeans]

via

[t3hsiggy]

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

[jumpingjacktrash]

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

[zonecassette]

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

GUYS OH MY GOD

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[unpretty]

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

[unpretty]

oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason??

SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND PRINTED IT AND DREW A MAP ON IT SO SHE WOULDN’T FORGET WHERE HER CLASSES WERE AND THEN SHE LAMINATED IT

THE ZZZS ARE TO INDICATE SHE GETS TO SLEEP IN. THERE ARE FLOCKS OF BIRDS TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS FREE AS A BIRD BECAUSE CLASSES ARE OVER. SHE DREW BUTTERFLIES IN HER COMPUTER MONITOR ICONS????

SHE MADE CUSTOM DIVIDERS OUT OF SCRAPBOOK PAPER, ALSO LAMINATED

she had her first quiz today and these were her notes

[unpretty]

I showed her all the nice supportive comments you’ve all been leaving and she’s baffled but grateful

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Awwwwww

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling

[2000ish]

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[beesmygod]

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

[cyberpigeon]

it’s 2016 not 2012

[beesmygod]

oppa rude style :(