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[SMG4 Au WP-INS RP blog]

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[[ooc: Friendly reminder that RP blogs like mine are run by actual people that don't have solution for everything!

I keep seeing a few people sending really personal stuff for RP blogs and uh- There's stuff that we just don't know what to say.

I get that people are like trying to find comfort on their favorite characters or something, but dude RP blogs are run by actual people just trying to have fun dealing with their own stuff as well.

Will all respect, neither the character of the RP blog nor the person running it will be capable of solving whatever you are going through.

Good luck with your thing and I hope that things will get better for you, but I am not the qualified person that will fix your problems with a single post.]]

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"..." - ⚠️⚙️

Wpins sat at his desk at the hideout, door closed and shut out from the rest of the group. Probably best this way. Dont want to interrupt precious team bonding.

It does get rather lonely, though.

"...I wonder how Odie's doing." - ⚠️⚙️

[a-gunshow-original]

Hey spotlight so- OMG WHAT'S THAT?!?!? *puts spotlight into an apple costume just for fun

Get apple costumed idiot *runs away

📽️: " OH, YOU FUCKIN'-- GET BACK YOU IMBECILE!! "

( they shot at the direction the user ran too, successfully blasted away shortly after. )

( putting away their blaster, they groaned, clearly aggravated with what unfolded. )

" ungrateful little fool! All the work I'm puttin' in, and this is one of the most IDIOTIC EXPRESSIONS OF GRADITUDE I'VE BEEN SHOWED. AND I'VE SEEN WAY WORSE! "

( but before they could begin to take the stupid costume off. )

" This is such a waste of time, when I-- "

. . .

@ask-puzzles-thestar @wp-insthemachine @host-exe

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"... (snrk) i- .. m- mmkhpnh- mph- (snrk) (snort)..." - ⚠️⚙️

He'd attempt to utter something with laughter practically choki-

"AAKAHABAKSGAHAHAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU!? BAHAHAHAHAAAAA-" ⚠️⚙️

And there it is.

[a-gunshow-original]

"pfft so that costume isn't very...pfft ....APP-EALING HAHAHAHA!"

-sunny

📽️: " Sunny Spletzer. Final. Warning. "

( there was smoke coming out of their reels. )

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"Careful, Sunny. You might. Hurt them to their Core." - ⚠️⚙️

He spoke with laughter sputtering through his throat with every word.

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💀: " So, yer the one helpin' out dat projector-head, huh? Interestin' decision to help someone who can so easily get in ya head. Here's hopin' you're prepared to get yaself outta a jam in case they decide they don't need ya anymore. "

-Largo, @dukenbones

"Oh me, oh my! I am so scared-! Big Bad Bossy is gonna weave me by da side of da woad once they's is done widd me! I am perfectly aware of what they're capable of. They Dont what I'm Capable Of. Think this was just a choice?. Its just business." - ⚠️⚙️

He'd turn his gaze away.

"..." - ⚠️⚙️

Before looking back and muttering a sing-songy tease.

"...Sumn' tells me lil' ol' Bonsey here is Projeeecting." - ⚠️⚙️

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what's your goal?

"Oh, y'know. A little bit of this, then a little bit of that, and finally, a smidgeon of Mind Your Damn Business." - ⚠️⚙️

[a-gunshow-original]

Favorite child- I mean worker?

-NOT WINTER

📽️: " What kind of-- I don't do favorites! I tolerate all my henchmen equally! "

[host-exe]

HEY BOSS I JUST SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE!!!!

*you sure?*

[a-gunshow-original]

📽️: " HOST.EXE, WHAT ON EARTH COULD YOU HAD DONE THIS TIME?! "

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"WHICH ONE OF YOU NUMBSKULLS STOLE MY WRENCH!?" - ⚠️⚙️

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Tap tap tap tap tap...

Something was tapping through the hallway outside of Mr Spotlight's little office room. They might've been able to hear it, only feintly. Funny. It sounds like someone was-

"Reels- -pant-, We got a problem." - ⚠️⚙️

@syntaxsplexxed

@a-gunshow-original

@host-exe

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Aaaawwww does someone have a soft spot for the wittle SMG4? 🥹

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"Gonna answer that, boss?"

[syntaxsplexxed]

Incoming..

BEEP...

Whhrrrrm....

...

BEEP...

Whhrrrmmm....

...

Can you hear the tremors?

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He needs to tell someone.

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You were busy, tinkering away at whatever you were working on. But all of a sudden, you heard it.

A shudder.

As if something was trembling from the overwhelming energy of.. something.

Not from the broken TV, not from the radio, surprisingly, no, it was the computer.

You could hear faint messages passing by like a train, coming and going, coming and going, until...

The computer SCREECHED, before the screen opened to.. a sonar scanning?

There was you, and your crew and..

Something else.

Larger.

And it was approaching, you couldnt tell, but it was approaching SLOWLY.

And before you could process, all of a sudden..

"Found you."

You heard a distorted voice, through the screen.

@syntaxsplexxer

He'd look around, hearing the strange noises flood his space. He'd deduce the source to be... his computor.

He'd approach it, holding a wrench in hand. He'd watch the display on the monitor change. He knew this wasn't their doing. What about Him? No- he wouldn't hijack computor monitors like this...

He'd took note of the approaching mass and quickly turn towards it.

[lapis-memes]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

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@pr34-ch3r

The Old Vect found himself inside a building, after getting a tip recently about where he might find information about one of his three main bounty's at the moment.

He politely shut the door of the building and walked inside, before sitting down, and lifting up the brim of his hat.

"Well, Well Howdy There Partner, WP-INS as they call ya am I right to assume? Pleasure to meet ya, real pleasure Indeedee. A Skittish little freak, happened to tell me a bit of information, while he could still talk, that you have personal interactions with a bounty target of mine."

"Now, I'm no monster, no sir-ee! But here's the thing I also ain't one who likes to dilly, nor dally. So tell me what you know about... Mr. Spotlight, where I can find them, stuff like that."

"And we won't have any problems, don't that sound just lovely their fella?"

Preacher Stared at WP-INS with a cool collected, but dangerous look in his solid red eyes.

No one was supposed to find this place.

From the dark, lit up two blue eyes that refused to inch any closer to the light's embrace.

"Hm. Must've got the wrong person. I'm not informed nor am I interested in your little bounty hunt." - ⚙️⚠️

He'd roll his white pupils. His tone was more than relaxed. In fact, he sounded annoyed.

"Might want to start looking elsewhere. Threats are just a lovely way to make people talk, aren't they?" - ⚙️⚠️

The voice pierced the silence with this harsh sarcastic singe, shaking his head while he spoke.