SYNTAX

Local interdimensional pirate, dimension hopper, and overlord. LOOKING FOR M̸͎̻̫͓͙̉̐̈́Ỉ̷̗͍̦͙̇͘͝S̵̡͇̯̏̓̓̕S̸͉̓̌̉İ̴͚̆́͗͗N̴̤̮̼̞̼̕G̸̰̜͋̓ ̸̬̱͎̂̒̍Ḓ̴̞͎̩̽́͝ͅA̵͕̬͔̟͓̅U̸̢̺͕̿͊̏́G̶̨͍͇̒͆͛̿H̵̪̬̼̺͋̎͗͐̑T̸̢̙͍̫͒͆͊͝Ȅ̵̡̜̕R̵̯̬̈́̓́

[syntaxsplexxed]

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"Hmm? What's the commotion?"

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"Ah, it's rude to not introduce myself. My name is Syntax, Interdimensional Pirate to others.. And I would say, you would make wonderful... recruits.."

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NEGATIVE AU! Sensei/Syntax:

Originally made for a SWAP AU for a friend, now he's repurposed as the Captain of the Splex. After fleeing his home dimension, he became a ruthless overlord of three seperate worlds.

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HOST: @nonexistentquinn

YO WHEN ITS OOC THE TEXT ITS PINK AND ITS ME!!!

[syntaxsplexxed]

[syntaxsplexxed]

wh@t$ $ynt@x g0nn@ d0 n0w????

I dont think hes gonna be okay after his child got a virus infront of his eyes-

[syntaxsplexxed]

CONSEQUENCE.

What happened after @host-exe took over the ship

...

[host-exe]

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

[nonexistentquinn]

...

>[OVERRIDE]

The systems malfunctioned, WHAT HAPPENED?! Shouldn't safe mode be.. SAFE????

All the other systems were still functional, clearly you can go send a warning to-

>[OVERRIDE CONNECTION, REDIRECTING COORDINATES]

COORDINATES.

SOMETHING IS FINDING THE LOCATION OF THE HIDEOUT.

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Sorry for the inconvenience, the SYN DELUXE CRUISE WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR LOCATION IN A FEW HOURS."

An automated voice played throughout the WHOLE system.

[host-exe]

$%#@! Uhh I know!

[Create instances?]

>[Y] [N]

[# of instances?]

> 1,000,000█

I will not let you find my home, or my family! I would die for the boss!

[Instance 1 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

[Instance 2 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

*And so on*

*the instances are attempting to overload your own systems, all 1,000,000 of them, from a system view, they are ripping apart everything vital*

[syntaxsplexxed]

But before he could even-

< [OVERRIDE. SUCCESSFUL]

A large, whale cry was heard, and everything around was trembling, shaking.

[UNLOADING COORDINATES...

Sending LOCATION, TIME, AND DATE.

Override controls ADMIN ACCESS:

.Å̸̭̖͔͈̭͂́̉͊̾͗́͑̂͝͝Ć̷̡̪̱͕́̕ͅC̷̱̗̭͍̹̗͖͋̀̀̄͂̈́̈̕͜͜Ȩ̵̢̢̤̟̼̠͚̻̻̜̥̺̊͜͝Ș̴̮͖͚̄̂͛͝Ś̵̨̟̼̘̺̞͋̽̅̈́̚͘̕Ę̸̧̨̻̠͕̳̲̮̤͕̯̯͉̉̈́̽̓ͅD̶̢̺͎̹̩͍͑̃̑̈́͆̇̓͆͘]

What technology was even CAPABLE OF DOING THIS!?

HE HAD TO TURN OFF HIS SYSTEMS BEFORE-

....

.....

......

Ding!

Oh. No.

[host-exe]

@$^# this! I will not let you find them!

Even If you have the coordinates, Im gonna tear this thing apart, inside out! Even if I'm lost in the process!

[ UPDATING LOAD SPEED ]

50%

100%

150%

200%

[ WARNING: HIGH LOAD SPEEDS POSE RISK OF OVERHEATING ]

[ WARNING: CORE INSTABILITY DETECTED ][ WARNING: MEMORY FAILURE POSSIBLE ]

I DONT GIVE A #$%@!!

[ PROCESSING SPEED EXCEEDING SAFE PARAMETERS ]

250%

320%

410%

[ ACCESSING CORE SYSTEMS ]

...

...

...

[ ACCESS GRANTED ]

[ NAVIGATION SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ SECURITY SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ ENGINE CONTROL: COMPROMISED ][ OVERRIDE SIGNALS: FAILING ]

₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ₭ɆɆ₱ Ʉ₱ ₦Ø₩

[syntaxsplexxed]

...

...

...

[Ding.

...

...

[DING..

...

...

...

[DING.

It was coming.

And it didnt want anyone missing.

....

<[No guest will be left behind.]

[SYSTEMS REDIRECTING]

[01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001001 01000100 01000101]

...

<[WELCOME ABOARD.]

[Redirecting message to connecting contacts

[host-exe]

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

[nonexistentquinn]

...

>[OVERRIDE]

The systems malfunctioned, WHAT HAPPENED?! Shouldn't safe mode be.. SAFE????

All the other systems were still functional, clearly you can go send a warning to-

>[OVERRIDE CONNECTION, REDIRECTING COORDINATES]

COORDINATES.

SOMETHING IS FINDING THE LOCATION OF THE HIDEOUT.

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Sorry for the inconvenience, the SYN DELUXE CRUISE WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR LOCATION IN A FEW HOURS."

An automated voice played throughout the WHOLE system.

[host-exe]

$%#@! Uhh I know!

[Create instances?]

>[Y] [N]

[# of instances?]

> 1,000,000█

I will not let you find my home, or my family! I would die for the boss!

[Instance 1 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

[Instance 2 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

*And so on*

*the instances are attempting to overload your own systems, all 1,000,000 of them, from a system view, they are ripping apart everything vital*

[syntaxsplexxed]

But before he could even-

< [OVERRIDE. SUCCESSFUL]

A large, whale cry was heard, and everything around was trembling, shaking.

[UNLOADING COORDINATES...

Sending LOCATION, TIME, AND DATE.

Override controls ADMIN ACCESS:

.Å̸̭̖͔͈̭͂́̉͊̾͗́͑̂͝͝Ć̷̡̪̱͕́̕ͅC̷̱̗̭͍̹̗͖͋̀̀̄͂̈́̈̕͜͜Ȩ̵̢̢̤̟̼̠͚̻̻̜̥̺̊͜͝Ș̴̮͖͚̄̂͛͝Ś̵̨̟̼̘̺̞͋̽̅̈́̚͘̕Ę̸̧̨̻̠͕̳̲̮̤͕̯̯͉̉̈́̽̓ͅD̶̢̺͎̹̩͍͑̃̑̈́͆̇̓͆͘]

What technology was even CAPABLE OF DOING THIS!?

HE HAD TO TURN OFF HIS SYSTEMS BEFORE-

....

.....

......

Ding!

Oh. No.

[host-exe]

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

[nonexistentquinn]

...

>[OVERRIDE]

The systems malfunctioned, WHAT HAPPENED?! Shouldn't safe mode be.. SAFE????

All the other systems were still functional, clearly you can go send a warning to-

>[OVERRIDE CONNECTION, REDIRECTING COORDINATES]

COORDINATES.

SOMETHING IS FINDING THE LOCATION OF THE HIDEOUT.

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Sorry for the inconvenience, the SYNFUL DELUXE CRUISE WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR LOCATION IN A FEW HOURS."

An automated voice played throughout the WHOLE system.

[syntaxsplexxed]

Aftermath.

The whanes and cries of the ship echoed across the city. The sounds of screams, awe and worry were heard through out the kingdom.

The sirens no longer played.

Shots were silenced before unleashed by the trigger.

Step.

Step.

Step.

The sounds of boots clanging against floor. And the aching sound of an anchor.

A moving anchor, grinding against the road.

"They were such a pain... Even when I asked nicely."

He chuckled, the strands of hair pulling the ship aside. As if he was pulling it, even if it seemed like the ship was moving on it's own.

"Wasn't that sad? How they all resisted? They're lucky I didn't kill all of them.."

He sighed, looking up, his deep voice then suddenly shifting-

"Are you excited, Meepy!? We have a new world to explore! And I can tell that this place is unique compared to the first two.."

He yelled up at the large alien ship, who responded back with a whine.

The walking anchor continued striding, as if he owned it.

"Hmmm.. Well, might as well continue our conquest, hmm?"

[syntaxsplexxed]

looking at you,

ahem,

respectfully.

"..."

"Well you're respectful already, my dear."

He's screaming inside btw.

[syntaxsplexxed]

Cruising PART: 1

*my pen died*

Also doodle underneath:

[syntaxsplexxed]

📯: " Another visitor from space? But something tells me you aren't as interested in noble causes. What's your story, sir? 🎵 "

-Duke Amduscias, @dukenbones

"My... story?"

"That's for another day, but I'm merely an outcast of my old home... Let's just say I'm just looking for.. new turf to expand on.."

He chuckles softly, he clearly had malice under that breath.

[syntaxsplexxed]

WHY ARE YOU SO HOT SAUAUUGGHH MARRY ME SYNTAX

He currently doesnt give a shit at the moment.

[syntaxsplexxed]

F̴̛͎̭̹͚̩̤̭̾̍́̐̍̌̓͐̔̋͜I̸̺̘̭̟͎̙̬̼̦̗͖̩͓̒̐R̴̻̜̠̫͙̖̫͌̌͊̽͛̓͑͒̓̂Ś̸̞̞̩̙̥̖͙͇̘̣̀̄͐̍̈́̍̓͘͝͝͝͝Ţ̷͍͚̯̦̬̜̝̮̊̿̊̑͂̕͘͝͝ ̸̨̨̼͔͕̠̪̋̒̐Ạ̵̡̱̮̠͚͖͚̐̏T̷̨̜̯͙͚̳͈̝͎̘̰͉̏̂̓͛̄͌̎͛̐͆̚̕͜T̷̢͙̭͖̘͔̘̣̽̑͝È̷̢̺̪͎̭̫͖̝̤̳͋̆̌̎̌͑̕̚̚͜͝M̴̥̥̟͉͐̏͗̏̔͂̐̀̈́̚̚̚P̸̦̹͚̘͇̯̹̘͆̔̓̈́̄̓̑̆̿̆̌͗̒T̶̡̡̝̒̒̆̅̓̏̓͆́̚

[syntaxsplexxed]

Incoming..

BEEP...

Whhrrrrm....

...

BEEP...

Whhrrrmmm....

...

Can you hear the tremors?

@wp-insthemachine

[syntaxsplexxed]

pokes you

"...Okay then."

[minismg4]

"...Oh.. MY...

GOD!!

YOU'RE SO CUTE AWWW! You look like a little ewweweweeewwwwewwww- AHEM.

Apologies."

"You're so little, would you like some jelly?"

@syntaxsplexxer

” :O!! JELWWEEE!! :D “

(yes, he would indeed like the jelly.)

@syntaxsplexxed

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Dawwww.. Okay! Here you go, you're so cute and tiny I could just EAT YOU!!"

"Here you go little guy! This is something a kind person gave to me as well!" He slowly pulled out a napkin infront of MiniSMG4 and placed it down in front of him before putting lil star jellies dusted with powdered sugar.

[minismg4]

” :o! Thankuuu!! C: “

(*he takes little bites out of the star jellies.*)

[syntaxsplexxed]

He carefully patted MiniSMG4, his face looking like he's holding back cuteness aggression before watching the little scrimblo eat. "You remind me of a little kitten! So cute.."

Syntax was perfectly content watching the sight, like a father watching their child take their first steps.

[minismg4]

(*he looks back at him, smiling happily.*)

[syntaxsplexxed]

"You're all alone for someone of your stature! Mind telling me why in the first place, if you're comfortable, lil guy?"

Syntax sat down next to MiniSMG4, granted, the impact of him sitting down made the little guy bounce off and on the ground due to his rather large stature, before pulling out some star jellies out of his pocket and eating with him. "Because, in all honesty. You would probably be swooped down by a hawk."

He laughed, before coincidentally the sound of a CAWWWW was heard, before Syntax's own hair shielded MiniSMG4 without knowing and whacked whatever was coming to them away.

[minismg4]

” u-Uhmm.. “

(it was a long time ago.. and honestly his old friends would still be here if.. lets not answer that shall we?)

[nonexistentquinn]

"...Heh, hey! Don't be nervous! We all have stuff to hide."

He chuckles deeply, before patting MiniSMG4. "It was rude of me to ask that before even asking your name. I'm Syntax."

"Nice to meet you."

[minismg4]

” ouh! I-I’m fwour. “

(*he looks away, like he’s thinking about something.*)

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Lovely! I really must get going, it was nice to meet you, Four."

He gets up, before walking away and waving his hand.

FUCKING HELL I MESSED UP THE DAMN BLOG, MY BADDDDD!!!!! AGGAHAGGAGAHGAHAHHAHAH

[minismg4]

"...Oh.. MY...

GOD!!

YOU'RE SO CUTE AWWW! You look like a little ewweweweeewwwwewwww- AHEM.

Apologies."

"You're so little, would you like some jelly?"

@syntaxsplexxer

” :O!! JELWWEEE!! :D “

(yes, he would indeed like the jelly.)

@syntaxsplexxed

[syntaxsplexxed]

"Dawwww.. Okay! Here you go, you're so cute and tiny I could just EAT YOU!!"

"Here you go little guy! This is something a kind person gave to me as well!" He slowly pulled out a napkin infront of MiniSMG4 and placed it down in front of him before putting lil star jellies dusted with powdered sugar.

[minismg4]

” :o! Thankuuu!! C: “

(*he takes little bites out of the star jellies.*)

[syntaxsplexxed]

He carefully patted MiniSMG4, his face looking like he's holding back cuteness aggression before watching the little scrimblo eat. "You remind me of a little kitten! So cute.."

Syntax was perfectly content watching the sight, like a father watching their child take their first steps.

[minismg4]

(*he looks back at him, smiling happily.*)

[syntaxsplexxed]

"You're all alone for someone of your stature! Mind telling me why in the first place, if you're comfortable, lil guy?"

Syntax sat down next to MiniSMG4, granted, the impact of him sitting down made the little guy bounce off and on the ground due to his rather large stature, before pulling out some star jellies out of his pocket and eating with him. "Because, in all honesty. You would probably be swooped down by a hawk."

He laughed, before coincidentally the sound of a CAWWWW was heard, before Syntax's own hair shielded MiniSMG4 without knowing and whacked whatever was coming to them away.