william pilkington

Royal Marine 💪 stuck in the arctic 🥶‼️6’7” bc apparently that matters 🙄

[wpilks]

Ass 2 ass w the homie shotgunning farts

[wpilks]

Just took a shit that looked like an erect pemis. I <3 life and life <3s me

[froggerland]

Bug of the week: Pilks!! (I got kinda lost in the sauce, he looks peeled and wrong without his pathetic little mustache. I will put him in my pocket)

[noughticalcrossings]

Pilkington’s Villain Arc

[michaeladavenport]

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

[koifrog]

From the artist’s Inprnt:

“3,090 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature at which sand becomes glass, in a process known as the Pilkington Process. This is not the temperature of burning; this is the temperature of becoming something.”

[wpilks]

The what process

[wpilks]

Dear Diary

Year 3 in the arctic. Cold as balls but now everyone smells like ass which has leveled the playing field for my genetically rancid pussy. Does this count as benefiting from DEI

[wpilks]

Not asleep anymore. Because of woke

[wpilks]

The holy ghost is stored in the balls

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[wpilks]

Not me i just got fired from the penis smashing factory

[wpilks]

The w stands for waluigi #christiannamereveal

[wpilks]

Not now kitten daddy's scorbutic

[wpilks]

Is all animals critters or nah

[wpilks]

[drstephenstanley]

throwing basketballs at peoples heads

[wpilks]

[wpilks]

I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes

[drstephenstanley]

i hope i will be remembered as the guy who liked to do your mom

[wpilks]

[wpilks]

I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes

[segamascott]

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon