it's a miracle

My name is Alastar and I take pictures for a living. AIM: straightouttahell (this is an RP blog)

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[wethatkindoforc]

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

[h0peless-sky]

[devilinaonesie-deactivated20140]

I just really want a dragon. >.>

[jesscookie]

[badgirl-42-blog]

No one get out of bed, just don’t do it. Stay in it.

[batcup-deactivated20140130]

i want anons but i don’t want anons. i just want food. send me food.

[iraffiruse]

[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[veup]

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

[sitcomdadvegeta-blog]

I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate 

[delightingintherain]

Remember you never have an obligation to fight the hurricane in your chest.

Andrea Gibson’s “An Insider’s Guide On How To Be Sick” (via thespacesbetweenstars)

[taurusgirl13-deactivated2014081]

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards

[leqalize-murder-deactivated2014]

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

[annachaseroberts]

[wrapped-in-chains]

3 turn ons and 3 turn offs

my husband

people with long hair

body mods

turn offs:

people who don't take care of themselves in terms of hygiene

people who don't read and are bizarrely proud of it???? you know, the 'LOL BOOKS ARE BORING' people

anyone who doesn't like cats

[ayejensen-deactivated20140830]

seND ME SEXUAL ANONS

[tastefullyoffensive]

"I’ve made a terrible mistake." [x]