this is more like it
even though the AI always seems to wanna make me the HERO
gross
You are Majora. You are the guardian of time and space. The Great Deku Tree is your heart, its roots run deep in this world. You have been here before when you were young and free to roam the land
The Great Deku Tree's roots run deep in Termina as well. You walk through the forest, enjoying the quietness. A few birds chirp from the trees overhead, but they don't seem to be interested in you
> look for the Fierce Deity
You continue walking through the forest, looking for something that looks like a deity. After an hour or so, you come across a large tree with a single branch sticking out of it. It looks like a god, but it doesn't look like any deity you've ever seen before
You take a step forward and place your hand on top of the tree. The branches of the tree bend down slightly, revealing a small hole in the ground. You pull yourself up and peek inside the hole. There is nothing there.
You quickly climb back into the tree and begin climbing again. This time, you reach the top and begin placing hexes on the tree. Each hex adds another layer of protection to the tree. Eventually, you are able to place all ten hexes on the tree
After putting all the hexes on the tree, you examine the tree more closely. You see that the tree has been protected against fire damage, poison damage, cold damage, lightning damage, and even the effects of negative energy
You carefully place a hex on the tree. You then place a circle of black paint over the hex. When you return to the tree, you find that the hex has protected the tree from all damage except for fire damage
You pat the tree, feeling its warmth. As you do this, you notice that the tree seems to grow larger. You also notice that the tree has grown several feet taller than when you first saw it.
You cast a fireball at the tree. Unfortunately, the spell fails to hit the tree. Instead, the tree catches fire and burns to the point where it is no longer recognizable as a tree. You watch as the flames consume the tree, burning it completely to ash
You hear a loud noise outside. You go outside and see a giant boulder rolling towards the village. You try to stop the boulder, but it is too late. The boulder smashes into the village, destroying everything in its path.
You raise the dead as you watch them being burned alive. You raise the corpses of the villagers who were killed by the boulder and watch them burn.
You laugh at the carnage caused by the boulder. You then turn away and continue laughing.
You enter Hyrule Castle Town and head straight to Princess Zelda's room. You open the door and find her asleep. She wakes up immediately and asks what you want. You tell her about the boulder and how you stopped it from killing everyone
> turn Zelda into a child
You turn Zelda into a baby and place her in the crib. You then leave the room. You hear some shouting outside and realize that the boulder was still rolling towards the village. You rush outside and see the boulder smashing into the village
You cheer on the boulder as it continues to smash into the village. Soon, the entire village is destroyed. The people are crushed under the rubble, their bodies melting into the mud. You watch as the village disappears beneath the mountain
You take Zelda from the crib and throw her onto the pile of rubble. You then run back into the room and close the door. You hear some yelling outside and realize that the boulder was still rolling towards the village
> let the boulder roll over the village as much as it wants
You let the boulder roll over the village as far as it can go. Soon, the village is buried under the mountain. You watch as the mountain begins to rise higher and higher until it finally reaches the sky
You lie down in Zelda's bed and fall asleep. You wake up in the morning and see that the sun has risen above the horizon. You feel refreshed and ready to start your new life
> proclaim yourself the new princess of hyrule
You stand up and shout "Princess! I am the new princess of Hyrule!" Everyone claps and cheers for you
> turn them all into cuccoos
You turn everyone into cuccos and march out of the castle. You ride off on your horse and enjoy the rest of your day
> devour one of the cuccoos
You eat one of the cuccoes and feel full. You feel hungry though, so you follow the cucco trail to the nearby lake. You eat a fish and then another and then another...
> finish eating and look for Link
You finish eating and look for Link. He isn't anywhere near the lake. You follow the cucco trail to the edge of the lake and find him lying on the shore. He looks up at you and smiles
You kick Link in the face and he falls backwards into the water. You swim after him and attempt to catch him, but he manages to escape. You swim after him and eventually get to a bridge and jump off it
You float downstream along with the current until you come across a waterfall. You leap into the water and plunge into the pool below. You sink underwater and disappear forevermore become a cucco
You swim upstream and find a small island. You swim around the island and find a large rock. You pick up the rock and drop it on the island. It shatters the island and sends you flying into the air. You crash land hard on the ground and you feel nothing
> laugh at what just happened
You laugh uncontrollably as you watch the destruction unfold before your eyes. You watch as the rocks break apart and the island breaks apart and you fall through the air and disappear forevermore become a cucco
You search for Link everywhere, but he is nowhere to be found. Eventually, you give up and decide to stay in Hyrule instead
> torment the surviving denizens of Hyrule
You spend the next few days torturing the remaining inhabitants of Hyrule. You torture them by turning them into cuccos and throwing them into the lake. You turn them into cuccos by putting them in a pot of boiling water and watching them boil alive
> eat the cuccoo-Hyrulian soup
You eat the cuccoo-Hyrulian soup and feel satisfied. You have been given an opportunity to live again. You walk back to the village and tell everyone that they will now be safe. They thank you and return to their lives
> know that is a lie and call down the sun upon the village
You begin to cry when you realize that you lied to everyone. You quickly run back to the village and tell the people that you are sorry and that you only wanted to protect them. They forgive you and accept you as their protector
> call the sun down upon the village
You call down the sun upon the village. The sun burns everything to ash and the whole world becomes a blazing inferno
You laugh maniacally as the flames consume the world. You laugh as the villagers burn alive and the earth turns to ashes. You laugh as the world dies and the sun is consumed by the flames. You laugh as the sun is consumed by the flames and the world dies
You dance amongst the flames as the flames consume the world. You dance as the world dies and the sun is consumed by the flames. You dance as the world dies and the sun is consumed by the flames. You dance as the world dies and the sun is consumed by the flames
> finally get some fucking sleep
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